Police called over ‘attacks' on snowmen

OK this is an exclusive, some images have just been released by Oxfordshire Police.


*Warning* These contain graphic images of murder and assault

Of course some high profile snowmen have been given special police protection.

reply to post by PhoenixOD
Titchy copper or huge snowman?

Originally posted by Kandinsky
reply to post by PhoenixOD

 

Titchy copper or huge snowman?

Probably small copper there on Elf and safety

Well im gonna give it another hour then my neighbours snowman is gettin it!

Originally posted by Manhater
Those vandals better watch out, the snowmen just started the "Occupy Snowman Movement'

Looks like there might be a revolt soon.

Keep your eyes peeled.

[Their mad and their not taking it anymore]

edit on 21-1-2013 by Manhater because: (no reason given)

Brilliant

Not even sure how to reply to this one. Officer, officer my snowman has been murdered! Help Help!

Stunning picture taken moments before the brutal death of this mental patient who dared to touch SnowZilla in his special place, recently awakened to sort out the spate of snowman brutality in the UK.

It's cruel to say, I know, but they really had that coming to them. He might be big and friendly, but it's not hard to make your own snowballs, honestly!

Originally posted by Flavian
... but we never of them being subjected to sexual assault? Wonder why that is.......

OK, now I can't get that image out of my mind, and it's terribly disturbing.

Not to mention painful.

Okay, the call for help has reached the Snow Rabbit Headquarters buried in an undisclosed location. There isn't much to send these days, what with budget cuts and global warming melting our number. There have been a couple brave volunteers step forward to act as decoys and catch the evil doers in the act! They'll need help from watchful citizens to cover their snowy tails of course!

Why, here are a couple that are sure to help keep this brave bunny safe.



..and this little guy is new to the force, but he's eager. He might need a little help if he gets in trouble.



Sorry we can't send more right now but there will be more dispatched as they return from other assignments, I assure everyone! The Rabbit's are on the case!

Originally posted by Manhater
Oh the madness.

It's starting to get brutal out there.

Poor snowmen..

LMFAO...The horror!
Thanks for making me almost choke to death on my coffee over the snowpervert guys. I was alright till I read "Worse than Savile". in the corner.