posted on Jan, 21 2013 @ 08:06 AM
Originally posted by The Cusp
I'm ashamed to admit, but I used to be a snowman assassin.
It's true. As a child my friends and I could often be seen roaming the streets with hatchets and machetes searching for our next victims. These days
we probably would have been arrested and pumped full of drugs.
I wonder if this recent rash of snowman assassinations had anything to do with the Doctor Who christmas special?
I too shamefully admit my guilt in my youth. I was a child soldier........involved in genocide against snow kind. I was a terrible killer too - snow
men, women and children were all targeted. I was also guilty of horrible mutilations.
Thanks to a long and painful rehabilitation process (daughters Mr Freeze kit), i have seen the error of my ways. I would like to offer a heartful
apology for all the snow hurt that i have caused and the misery i have inflected on countless snow families.
However, i must caution that relapse is a distinct possibility. Once you have truly tasted "snow", you can never fully go back...........
on 21-1-2013 by Flavian because: (no reason given)