Ever Wonder ? Quotes...

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posted on Jan, 17 2013 @ 04:05 PM
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Had a good laugh out of some of those gems...just sharing.


Why is it that doctors call what
they do 'practice'?



Why is lemon juice made with
artificial flavor, and dish washing
liquid made with real lemons?



Why isn't there mouse-flavored
cat food?



If con is the opposite of pro, is
Congress the opposite of progress?



If flying is so safe, why do they call
the airport the terminal?


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We had this comedian here in Montreal who always had tons of those. Pierre Légaré. He was able to fill a two hours stand up comedy show only with "Ever Wonder?"...

Questions....questions....
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posted on Jan, 17 2013 @ 04:33 PM
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Old but entertaining.

Star!



posted on Jan, 18 2013 @ 12:35 PM
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Ever Wonder why when you order a pizza, it is circular in shape, it is cut in triangles and comes in a square box?

Oh and please someone help me on this one...

Ever wonder where that little piece of plastic goes when you cut open a bag (pouch) of milk? Mine goes missing 9 out of 10 times even if I try to hold onto it!!!!.
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posted on Jan, 18 2013 @ 02:00 PM
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Ever wonder where that little piece of plastic goes when you cut open a bag (pouch) of milk? Mine goes missing 9 out of 10 times even if I try to hold onto it!!!!.


HA ! Good one !!

Kinda like the missing sock mystery in every laundry !!!!




posted on Jan, 18 2013 @ 03:40 PM
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Yeah I know....I figured it out just now.....they're together!!!! I still don't know where but they're toghether





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