New pistol by Colt!

Colt has come out with a new pistol called the "Legislator". When you attempt to use it, it will not work and can not be fired!

You missed the point where it makes a lot of noise but only when there is an election near by to it

reply to post by Maxatoria


How about silencer is optional, but only works during non election years????

if it goes wrong during election period it can be easily "FIXED" (rigged)

reply to post by ajay59


Is this for real ? Or are you mucking about ? If its true Sell them all to the thugs and wantch them scratch their heads. Lol, they would all run in the other direction. Problem solved.

And it wastes an ungodly amount of money!

Thanks to all for your input. We could go on for ever in this fashion but I fear we would crash the ATS servers!
On a serious note, why do we allow these people to insert them selves as our leaders/law makers? I do not doubt that that they get in the same way as the president by way of a fix. Why do we not recall everyone who shows questionable activity or morals?

reply to post by Iamthetruth


yes its true thats why its in the jokes forum

It has three firing modes: safe (asleep mode), full auto (teleprompter), and semi auto (scripted)

And when you can get it to fire, it launches shoes