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But perhaps you can go too far. In Japan, where bidet toilets are common, Lixil has introduced the SATIS, where you can control all of its features from your smart phone via bluetooth. Only your bottom touches the toilet; you control the bidet wash, the warm air dry and the flush, all from your phone.
Found on Dvice, which finds the toilet creepy and suggests nefarious uses:
Now, if that makes you even moderately uncomfortable, imagine how uncomfortable your new remote-controlled toilet could make your friends. A mysterious flush is the tip of the iceberg. There is simply no prank like the surprise bidet strike.