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posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 12:41 PM
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You just went to your mailbox today...

and saw this envelope that was marked...


and...


with...


Now if you are me you are pretty excited and have to know what this is all about...you frantically open the envelope hoping it has some good news...you won a prize, money, invitation to some special event...how many times have you received something like this...me not very often...so I am curious what it could be, right? Or do you ignore it and throw in "file 13"? Like this thread...


I open it and inside is a ....

Finish the task for me...what did I find?




posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 12:43 PM
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The date and time and place of the second coming?

That or a time-share sales solicitation.



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 01:02 PM
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BOOM!




posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 01:10 PM
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You found a cheque (check) for $100,000 and in order to cash it in, you need to send therm some money or give them your bank details.



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 01:14 PM
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A past due notice from a collection agency that bought the rights to some 6 year old, four dollar, outstanding Fingerhut debt that you totally forgot about - now asking for $8,972.00 - including interest and administrative fees.

Oh and it's signed by a lawyer who assures you that you will rue the day you forgot about that four dollar debt because... because... because...

~Heff



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 01:16 PM
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You have just won a free subscription for the Paris Hilton Newsletter!




posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 01:24 PM
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Been there - done that! Verdammt Reader's Digest!!!!!



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 01:42 PM
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Quick Extender Pro

Extend your Manhood - It Works! Try it Risk Free - 100% Guaranteed




Peace



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 01:43 PM
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It's the winning numbers for tonight's big Powerball drawing- YeeHaw!!!



posted on Nov, 29 2012 @ 01:40 AM
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Boy, you sure know how to keep a crowd in suspense


I wish it were a check, invitation, or proposal...but I'm going with advertisement, maybe...Car dealership?



posted on Nov, 29 2012 @ 01:46 AM
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Originally posted by MidnightSunshine
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Boy, you sure know how to keep a crowd in suspense


I wish it were a check, invitation, or proposal...but I'm going with advertisement, maybe...Car dealership?




Well they do always send out those $1,000 discount checks...what if you opened it and it said you have to show up at a specific time and place in order to collect your prize? Do you go?



posted on Nov, 29 2012 @ 01:55 AM
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Hell to the NO..

Would you?



posted on Nov, 30 2012 @ 08:09 AM
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Originally posted by MidnightSunshine
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Hell to the NO..

Would you?


A few years back, they sent invitations to people that had warrants...special prizes for the first 50 that showed up...
so, only if I didn't have a warrant...and only if I knew it was a public destination...then maybe I would let curiosity get the best of me.



posted on Nov, 30 2012 @ 08:11 AM
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I don't play the lottery little kitty...free wax and shine maybe



posted on Nov, 30 2012 @ 08:15 AM
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Originally posted by operation mindcrime
reply to post by BrokenAngelWings33
 


Quick Extender Pro

Extend your Manhood - It Works! Try it Risk Free - 100% Guaranteed




Peace


I guess we know where your mind is...


Personally, I have no need...now baldness pills, maybe...
NOT



posted on Nov, 30 2012 @ 08:37 AM
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I don't do the lottery either, but I could use a wax and shine. I'm just not sure where I need it more- my car or my legs!



posted on Nov, 30 2012 @ 12:32 PM
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Yea, 'arrested', that's what went through my mind. I wouldn't know for sure if I had a warrant, so I wouldn't go.

You ever see the bounty hunter shows? They call people up and tell them to come claim there "Major Award" like a T.V. or something. I'm always baffled by how stupid people are.

If it's too good to be true, it is.



posted on Nov, 30 2012 @ 01:14 PM
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Well I used to work for a collection agency and we sometimes needed to get in a home to gain possession of the refrigerator or stereo system or 25" console TV...I would go to the house next door and ask them if they knew their neighbors...If they said they did, I would tell them we haven't been able to contact them and were trying to deliver a prize they won, you wouldn't believe how fast they would open the door...once inside...we dropped the bomb on them, the looks on faces...either they paid 3 months ahead or forfeit the item till they can resume payments. I had a 90% percent collection rate.



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