Possible post testimony quotes/punchline of General Petraeus.

What do you think the punchline quotation will be post the investigation for the General? I mean Bubba had 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman'....'I did not inhale' etc etc
I have heard about the 'All The Way In: The Education of General David Petraeus' instead of 'All In: The Education of General David Petraeus'.
I trust ATS for some very creative members with their sense of humor.

"I was warned that if I told the truth in my testimony on Bengahzi, that I would endanger my life and all of my family and friends. So what else could I do but create a scandal to discredit myself as a wimpy, distracted no-good liar who was more interested in sending 400,000 flirty emails than paying attention to whatever the hell I was supposed to be doing as head of the CIA. God I hope my ruse worked, and I get out of this alive!"