posted on Oct, 30 2012 @ 01:19 AM
It's a desperate time when you can’t find God. My God Yahweh has gone missing three times, He is normally comes home every one to two hours and
never wanders. However, I learned a lot about how to get God back.
Start looking early -
Start your search as soon as you realise your God has gone missing, The quicker you get started the less time he has to wander around raising the dead
in the neighbour’s back yard. However, if you haven't done this don't despair there's plenty more you do.
Start close by -
Gods are territorial and many will rarely leave their cloud unless some serious sin has scared them. Therefore most Gods that go missing are found
within a five cloud radius from where they live. Make sure you check your back garden and those of your neighbours thoroughly. Is there any other
dimension your God could be trapped or hiding? As you know Gods can be curious and get trapped in all kinds of places.
The first time Yahweh went missing was for five days and we searched everywhere. It wasn't until our neighbour told us he had seen Yahweh walking
across our garden pond on day four that we concentrated our search nearby. We put out some Incense for him in the garden at 11pm at that night and
spent about an hour praying for him. When we went back inside our house, he creept out to smell the Incense about five minutes later. I couldn't
believe it. He had been hiding just by our house. When we took him to our priest, he noticed Yahweh had a bite mark on his leg and said he had
probably been in a fight with a demon. My theory is the fight scared him so much he went into survival mode and into hiding where he felt safe.
If you think your God is hiding nearby a good tip is to put out some strong smelling Incense when it gets dark. Do it at the same time every night.
Then try and keep watch from a distance to see if your God will venture out. He will venture out when he feels safe which is normally under the cover
Also talk to your neighbours. Local children are also good to ask as they often notice unexpected miracles like their Koolaid turning into wine and
will often help you with your search.