Photo Caption Contest II

50th attempt while millions are watching : "So long cruel world ! "

5 min later .. "Damnit ! "

Cheers

Canned Human!
Now 100% Dolphin Free

"Go home Felix,... you're drunk."
All I could come up with.
2nd line.

Originally posted by AnonymousCitizen
Thanks to the popularity of last week's contest. Here is part two.

The rules are simple, like last time. The "caption" post with the most stars after 24 hours wins. One line entries are fine here. Please keep it to one entry per post, and please, only post caption entries until after the contest has ended. Thanks and enjoy.

No coffee? Screw this I'm out.

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This is the best one.

Cheers

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"I will now dive head first into a kiddie pool on earth"

ETA - Not sure if this one counts, since it's a bit different than the one in the OP

Ok one more...last one for me

....The image looks just like one of the Apollo astronauts stepping out of the capsule, in orbit, saying "All right, Im just gonna get out here."

You would think that the International Space Station would have indoor plumbing! "Ah NASA control, the loo is stuffed again, little bits of crap floating around, can't even air it cause, yea, like, there's no air up here!"

P

I can see Russia from my window!

"WTF was I thinking"

WTF? Where am I?
I thought this was an outhouse!

Holy cow on a cracker! I've become weightless!!
How do I get down?