Date: January 19, 2217
Place: Empirical School of Approved Knowledge, Sector 243, Random American City
"Good morning class. We'll begin today's lessons by reviewing last night's Neuro Uploads. As all of you are undoubtedly aware of, and re informed of
during last nights transmissions, today celebrates a historical moment beyond any other in the development of civilization. Two hundred years ago
today, Our Sacred Emperor, Lord and Master Barack Obama passed the Order of the Empire Act, giving himself power and control over all of humanity, as
is the right of the Body of our God.
We'll begin by first understanding the importance of Section 14: The Neuro Education Program. It was this section of The Order that has provided each
of you this day with the Emperor's gift of knowledge. At the birth of each person, the Neuro Implant begins a system of rewiring the brain to further
it's development and to teach the new benefactor of the Empire to serve the system. The "Rewards and Deprivation" portion of the Neuro Education
Program guarantees that the failure of each individual is unlikely.
As we learned in yesterday's lesson, shortly after the passing of The Order, Emperor Obama entered the Eternal Life Support and Command System Module
to ensure that his ability to always lead the world shall never be compromised. It is from The Module that the Emperor controls the Neuro Education
Program, as well as all other functions of our society. It is with his grace that we live today."
"Excuse me Teacher, I have a question. Please forgive me if it is offensive to the Empire, but I'm a bit confused as to how the Emperor's power came
to be. Last night, I overheard my grandfather speaking to one of his friends, and stated that Emperor Obama was an evil dictator, and will one day
have to stand before God, and be dealt his punishment. I don't understand. What is a dictator, and as the Emperor IS God's body on Earth, why would
he stand before himself?"
"Under Article 7 of the Empirical Authorization List, the word "dictator" is not an approved word for discussion, and calls for immediate termination
of any violator who uses such a word in direct threat against the Empire. As your statement was posed as a question, your act shall be notified to
the Emperor for punishment at his discretion. The originator of the statement however shall be subject to termination and removal from the Empire.
The Empirical Guard Command Center has just been notified as to your situation. Please wait patiently for their arrival.
Now class, please use this student as a lesson that the Empire will not stand for acts of treason. It is the Empire that allows you the privilege of
knowledge, and the abuse of education will be punished severely.
Our next portion of today's lesson will cover the Nuclear Domination Act of 2017. Please go put on your Radiation Protection Suits, and follow me
outside so that we may continue today's lesson."
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