Weird things you would do as a jedi/psychic....

Let's loosen up the tension in your muscles and have a thread of just pure randomness with the paranormal. Here are some things that I would do if I were as good as a jedi or very strong psychic....

- Shut the fridge door when it doesn't close all the way but you're at that distance where it's a hassle to go back
- Win bets at the bar to get free drinks
- Excite the molecules inside a soda can right before someone opens it
- Use the force to fix constipation by pushing the poop out
- Put my hands in my warm pockets during a cold, rainy day and levitate an umbrella over me
- Go into the men's bathroom and hide in the stall. Wait until two men are peeing and then make them "cross streams"
- force lift spiders to put them outside
- do the obvious and buy a lightsaber replica and reenact the whole lightsaber pull scene
- Open up my own psychic hotline and tell them to do what they're not destined to do
- Sit on a bench in public and pull people's pants down
- create a fake UFO and make it fly to make the conspiracy theorists poop their pants, probably would do it over Washington just for laughs
- Winning at an indian casino and donating the winnings to an Indian reserve
- Build my own space pod to go into space assuming i were able to really fly high
- and finally, mind control men whenever I want him to think I'm right. oh wait, we already have that power.

What would you do with these abilities?

Originally posted by Em2013
Let's loosen up the tension in your muscles and have a thread of just pure randomness with the paranormal. Here are some things that I would do if I were as good as a jedi or very strong psychic....

- Shut the fridge door when it doesn't close all the way but you're at that distance where it's a hassle to go back
- Win bets at the bar to get free drinks
- Excite the molecules inside a soda can right before someone opens it
- Use the force to fix constipation by pushing the poop out
- Put my hands in my warm pockets during a cold, rainy day and levitate an umbrella over me
- Go into the men's bathroom and hide in the stall. Wait until two men are peeing and then make them "cross streams"
- force lift spiders to put them outside
- do the obvious and buy a lightsaber replica and reenact the whole lightsaber pull scene
- Open up my own psychic hotline and tell them to do what they're not destined to do
- Sit on a bench in public and pull people's pants down
- create a fake UFO and make it fly to make the conspiracy theorists poop their pants, probably would do it over Washington just for laughs
- Winning at an indian casino and donating the winnings to an Indian reserve
- Build my own space pod to go into space assuming i were able to really fly high
- and finally, mind control men whenever I want him to think I'm right. oh wait, we already have that power.

What would you do with these abilities?

I think that most people would do basically a couple things.

1) Make money
2) Use the ability to manipulate people

I like the casino one. But I'd keep the money.

Go to work in the morning and use my powers to wonder why I'm even there.

Stay at home visit ATS and post about what I would do as a Jedi something or other.

I'd do the euro millions lotto and then watch it live and make what ever number I want come out.
Then I'd move far far away

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Go to Bohemian Grove, I would...........unleash the force on their ass, I must.

Televise the whole thing live, I can.

Then head down to the pub and show off my Light Saber to my mates.........and not pay for rounds.

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I dont need jedi type powers. I would be more Darth Vader, and alot less Yoda.

I would honestly probably force choke alot of people pretty much every single day.

Some of us just dont have any business having alot of power, too bad so few of us can be honest and admit to our short commings.

I would go to the Chinese Fur camps and do what is required of me, it wont be nice, at least for the humans there, yes, I am a Sith.

And of course win the lottery.

I would instill by force into people, calm and empathy.

I don't like you all. I in fact hate being around you. I do not know you, and nor do I care to. I hate being around you. You stink. You're imposing. You are not considerate. You suck. You bend the rules to suit you. You pretend. You hate and you fall short of every aspect you strive to attain. You are useless. Selfish, and hateful. You not only suck at everything, you are proud of it. You prove it when you flash all of your toys at the world. And you're UGLY. you duckface the internet, and you still look like an idiot. Just because you have /tits/pecs/nice bum/etc you still fail to appreciate that your life was not a right given to you, but that you've stolen the right to life. By arrogante and ugly and retarded parents.

But you might make it.

How? Christ knows... and I dont mean in a biblical sense.

If you live to breed, we're all doomed. If our parents bred this corruptable and isufferable lot that dwell on toys and gadgets as tokens of viability...

GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL...

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Added in leiu.

What he expect from the future. This is a question, really. What "DO" we expect from the future.

What do we expect? stupid and slow. We wont see it as a cause. We will know it as a focus for attention. Angry birds. Literally. Look at Windows 8. It's one big platform. Not for everything, but a little but of anything. This and that, M$ 8. nice.

Stupid and slow. Fingers are the mice, eyes are the cursors.. and yet, as simple as this appears, it is hard to work. I remember trying to get my old mother to use a mouse.. "No mum, not both hands.. yep that one, now.. NO NO dont use that finger. Try and use this one.. That's right. I know it's stupid.. I know mum I .. I kn.. I .. I... I... I.." SOD OFF MUM!!

still, here we are. the future? Still holding hands.. just oraying they stop with the dot = ufo videos...

on shoddy gonk!!

So, I'd be the only one to be found for hours every day, standing outside the verizon store in a robe:
"These are not the droids you are looking for..."


Anyone?
Anyone??

::crickets::

Can I use it to please women from a distance? Because I would probably do that after work.
I mean come on... Seriously.. We got the power to unleash the force on the masses might as well be constructive with it..

Ill be forging various relationships.

I would help my fellow human beings any time spirit put the opportunity in front of me.

2nd line

You remember the series "LOST" I think I would take over a small Island, Hide it, And then every 3 or 4 years I would pull a plane down and carefully watch the survivors. I might join them now and again. But mainly just watch. I would abduct children with special talents and teach them how to use them. They would also learn from books and teachers. Make them watch "Leave to Beaver" as core curiculum. Teach them old time value and respect. Then I would give them a choice to stay on the island or leave. If they stay they can later choose to leave. If they Leave they may never return.. Seems creepy. But I wouldn't be just some old weird dude with lots of kids. I would have convinced teachers and other people as well to join me.

Therian

Hmmm...

I'm a firm believer in the whole 'great power/great responsibility' thing (though I hate Spiderman just for the record - I'm a Punisher man myself), but I also know it's human nature for anyone who is willing to use their powers to create change to quickly become that which they hope to stand against. Wiping out street gangs and organised crime sounds fun, and as such is what my answer would be if I didn't also know that I would find it hard to stop there. Government upset you? Then Force Choke them all out. Found a regime that you don't ideologically agree with? Then drop a small moon on their presidential palace. Seriously, how many of us could resist the corrupting influence of such absolute power?

...and just so you don't think I'm taking all this way too seriously, blasting people's clothes off at 500 yards and then splattering them with bright blue paint sounds fun too!

I already am a Jedi and doing weird things doesn't sit right with me.
Those abilities are for the benefit of those around you and mankind.
That's why Jedis get training.

But I haven't managed to blow the fuse of my neighbours HIFI. YET.


Seriously beware of Karma.

Originally posted by r2d246


I think that most people would do basically a couple things.

1) Make money
2) Use the ability to manipulate people

I like the casino one. But I'd keep the money.

Right on the money, I didn't really understand why Christians labeled those who practice the occult demonic it seems kind of stupid and far-fetched considering the witch-burnings that took place in the medieval ages where alot of innocent people died.

but there is a kernel of truth in the sense that power corrupts, and people who have it that aren't spiritually grounded and morally disciplined enough to adhere to a strict ethical code of conduct will easily abuse such powers to exploit or manipulate other people even if they believe they are justified in doing so (no surprise here).

But it is not to say that as normal people we are completely helpless particularly say if somebody does decide to use black magic to curse or manipulate someone. Everything is interconnected and so there are ways of breaking spells, nullifying black magic or deflecting the energy. It wouldn't be wise for me disclose how, but we are all capable of practicing magic and anybody who follows a higher path is guaranteed a solution to the problem as long as they do their home-work.


But back to the subject the whole issue of abuse of power is why saints such as St. Benedict the moor, and Padre Pio (both roman catholic Christian saints) and people of the same ilk never manifest these kinds of jedi powers unless it is absolutely necessary, it is because they are extremely wise lack the same defilements that most normal people have and will only use their powers to benefit others and always for the greater good.

This is why I highly admire and respect these saints, I am not vain or stupid enough to think that I would be responsible with such power.

There is an interesting story of a famous buddhist monk/saint that I got to meet in real life before he died. He was able to pinpoint and detect people who used black magic, (and subsequently told them to give it up), he also knew in advance who was coming to visit him and would be gone when wealthy people came looking for him (presumably they only wanted to associate with him to make themselves look better in public).

Sadly I didn't get to see any display of miracles that people have reported (flying in the air), but I did see certain things enough to know that his level of clairvoyance was completely off the charts.

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Ya I hear you. One thing I might add. Christians have a natural force feild lets just call it against spells, and other witchcraft. I've heard stories of witches attempting to put spells on Christians. The spells backfired badly. Same with satanists and other dark occultic types trying to send demons after a person who they might not have realized was a Christian. the demon went out, and quickly came back inraged and attacked the satanist for being so stupid as to try and send it to attack a Christian. I could totally see this too. Instead of the sending getting 3 times the damage which is typical they end up dead or get 100 times the consequences from the attempted attack. As they'd essecially be coming up against the holy spirit (a God head) who likely would not take kindly to some kind of spiritual attack by a demon.