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Originally posted by Em2013
Let's loosen up the tension in your muscles and have a thread of just pure randomness with the paranormal. Here are some things that I would do if I were as good as a jedi or very strong psychic....
- Shut the fridge door when it doesn't close all the way but you're at that distance where it's a hassle to go back
- Win bets at the bar to get free drinks
- Excite the molecules inside a soda can right before someone opens it
- Use the force to fix constipation by pushing the poop out
- Put my hands in my warm pockets during a cold, rainy day and levitate an umbrella over me
- Go into the men's bathroom and hide in the stall. Wait until two men are peeing and then make them "cross streams"
- force lift spiders to put them outside
- do the obvious and buy a lightsaber replica and reenact the whole lightsaber pull scene
- Open up my own psychic hotline and tell them to do what they're not destined to do
- Sit on a bench in public and pull people's pants down
- create a fake UFO and make it fly to make the conspiracy theorists poop their pants, probably would do it over Washington just for laughs
- Winning at an indian casino and donating the winnings to an Indian reserve
- Build my own space pod to go into space assuming i were able to really fly high
- and finally, mind control men whenever I want him to think I'm right. oh wait, we already have that power.
What would you do with these abilities?
Originally posted by r2d246
I think that most people would do basically a couple things.
1) Make money
2) Use the ability to manipulate people
I like the casino one. But I'd keep the money.