"Help, quick – I’ve unscrewed the top on a ticking bomb"

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posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 10:56 AM
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Like any responsible parent, I would not leave a loaded gun in the children’s playroom or keep my painkillers in their sweetie tin. But it turns out that for two years there has been a nuclear bomb in one of my kitchen cupboards, between the tomato ketchup and the Rice Krispies.


"Be careful with your novelty Hot Sauce!" I guess is the moral we are supposed to take away.




posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 11:33 AM
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Well, that’s what it says on the tin. But I don’t believe it. I think it’s made from uranium, plutonium, fertiliser, sulphuric acid, nitric acid, hydrochloric acid and ammonia, with a splash of mace. I do not believe it’s a foodstuff. It’s a weapon.


Oh.....this was priceless!!!!!


S&F



posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 11:39 AM
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The pain started out mildly, but I knew from past experience that this would build to a delightful fiery sensation. I was even looking forward to it. But the moment soon passed. In a matter of seconds I was in agony. After maybe a minute I was frightened that I might die. After five I was frightened that I might not.


Oh, my. This is a riot....



posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 11:46 AM
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Originally posted by sonnny1



Well, that’s what it says on the tin. But I don’t believe it. I think it’s made from uranium, plutonium, fertiliser, sulphuric acid, nitric acid, hydrochloric acid and ammonia, with a splash of mace. I do not believe it’s a foodstuff. It’s a weapon.


Oh.....this was priceless!!!!!


S&F


I too thought this work is a priceless masterpiece. The main character is deep and conflicting. The overarching conflict is a gripping and dark epic. The villains character development is subtle, yet masterfully developed. The conclusion was satisfying while still leaving room for a sequel, or perhaps a spin off.

I give this story a 10 out of 10



posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 11:48 AM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69



The pain started out mildly, but I knew from past experience that this would build to a delightful fiery sensation. I was even looking forward to it. But the moment soon passed. In a matter of seconds I was in agony. After maybe a minute I was frightened that I might die. After five I was frightened that I might not.


Oh, my. This is a riot....


It had its moments of comedy, though the focus is clearly Drama/Horror.



posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 11:55 AM
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posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 12:00 PM
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Nice Find actually!!

Yeah, I could "feel" all the pain, he tasted.




posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 12:02 PM
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I love spicy foods.
The hotter the better. Yeah, yeah, I normally pay for it in the ----> end



posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 01:12 PM
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L
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That was a brilliant story!

Awesome!



posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 02:07 PM
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That Pizza.. I just found out about it. Joe Mamas is down the street... The same one they are at...I am doing it guys... Wish me luck.



posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 02:18 PM
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Oh SNAP!!!



Good Luck Brother !!!



posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 03:14 PM
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So funny! My Mother made her own taco sauce, one year it was bad, your eyes watered just walking in the house when it was cooking on the stove. She canned it anyway. It dissolved the rubber lining on the lids and ate the metal.



posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 04:22 PM
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that was great. I got a little overzealous with the hot sauce the other nigjt and as slayer said was paying for it the next day. Now I want to try this stuff. Masochism. Good find.



posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 04:25 PM
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I wonder how well it will strip paint?



posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 04:26 PM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69
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I wonder how well it will strip paint?


Would it kill a tapeworm?



posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 04:29 PM
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The three stooges.....


"I want two rotten eggs, sour milk and some burnt toast!"

"Why"

"Because I have a tapeworm and that's good enough for him!"
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posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 04:54 PM
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The following morning I was in no need of an alarm clock. My stomach was churning, and making noises that surely weren't natural. As I swung my legs out of bed, I doubled up in pain, and squatted down on bent knees. Already I could feel my colon starting to contract, and as my stomach gave another mystical churn, I wondered if I would make it to the toilet in time.



posted on Aug, 19 2012 @ 04:55 PM
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" After maybe a minute I was frightened that I might die. After five I was frightened that I might not."

I LOVE that line





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