posted on Aug, 15 2012 @ 11:25 PM
I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but this whole Earth Day thing is really just a front for a cabal of dirt-loving luddites
determined to destroy life as we know it in America. Dig down below that crunchy granola surface, that coalition of fruits and nuts (so annoyingly
high in moral fiber) and you’ll find a half-baked conspiracy to deprive us of some of our most cherished traditions: lush lawns unblemished by
dandelions or dangling laundry; easy-to-heat, awful-to-eat cuisine; four wheel-drive vehicles with single digit gas mileage, and so on.
I cannot believe that now even our dirt is not safe. Unbelievable! Bring on the police state. I cannot bear the thought that these once blessed plains
would bear the fruit of these terroirists who would dare glorify wastefulness and gluttony!
edit on 8/15/2012 by PhantomLimb because: (no reason given)