List of the Most Ludicrous Lies on the Planet!

america is the greatest country on earth LOL

Stalin recently woke up from his glass case and started to utter and repeat the words; "must, destroy, capitalism".

Christianity?? ghosts?? John Edwards??? that big rock at the bottom of the baltic?? any mediums??demons &spirits?? NWO?? saddams WMD's?? scientolagy?? any main stream religion?? bathsalts?? any 9/11 conspiracy theroies?? and that dogs can look up!!

thinks thats my 2 cents


PEACE

Recent surveys show that 0% of the population lie when doing a survey.

Honesty is the best policy.

Originally posted by wewillnotcomply666
Mastebartion majkes yoiu goi bliknnd

If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate ...Do you think:

(a) You need more time together,

(b) She's a prude, or

(c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?


If I ever want to masturbate in public I just pretend to tie my shoelace.

Originally posted by KaiserSoze

Originally posted by wewillnotcomply666
Mastebartion majkes yoiu goi bliknnd

If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate ...Do you think:

(a) You need more time together,

(b) She's a prude, or

(c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?


If I ever want to masturbate in public I just pretend to tie my shoelace.

haha oh # i just nearly choked on my dinner. Funniest post i have seen on ATS . Star for you hahaha still laughing out loud

Most ludicrous lie ever... There is no pharmaceutical cure for cancer or aids.

NASA is a civillian run organization that would never lie to you.

Disclosure is the release of factual information

I can see sunspots with my pinhole camera

Vote for Mitt Romney because it's a vote against Obama

The most ludicrous lie? I have to say it's "gun control lowers crime rates".

Originally posted by jazzguy
america is the greatest country on earth LOL

I've been around and I can agree that America isn't the greatest country on Earth. It's actually the country that sucks the least.

reply to post by GoodOlDave


Ha! Well put.

CJ

Richard Gere and the gerbil.

Traditional religion doesn't degrade women!

The UN is secretly planning to invade USA.

I respect your opinion.

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The states are united.

Congratulations you just won......

You could be the next winner of Publisher Clearing House
( still want to sue Ed for getting my hopes up lol )

Check is i the mail

Please hold your call is very important to us

Made from the worlds finest material..... Looks at label Made in China 100%polyester

Dec 21 2012 nothing will happen/the world will be destroyed

War on Drugs , War on Terror , War on ( insert next fear/phobia )

Follow me and I will lead you to a higher place in life and the after life

Fat Free

We actually elect the president

Roswell was a weather balloon

Only recently did cars start getting good fuel mileage

American cars suck

Everyone in the South or Rural Areas are Racists and marry their cousins/siblings

Everyone in the South or Rural Areas is stupid

If we gave up our guns there would be no gun violence

Human Beings are supposed to be vegans

Men are shallow, women are not

NASA wouldn't lie

President Obama is a better President than Bush was

Scientology

The earth is 6000 years old

Unions are good

Unemployment is down

You didn't build that

Obamacare is a good thing

We just need your credit car for age verification

I keep seeing this thread in my subscribed list right next to this thread and I can't help but think they are related:

To All ATS Member: Who's a Man And Who's a Woman???

I mean, c'mon, really... THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET!

Get it through your head, would ya.