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posted on Jun, 9 2012 @ 07:37 AM
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Oh my god, it works!

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posted on Jun, 9 2012 @ 07:39 AM
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I've invented a time machine that can teleport me a few minutes into the past! Let's see if it works!



posted on Jun, 9 2012 @ 03:06 PM
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It is such an advanced machine, it flew right over our heads.
Or maybe it transported you to a future ATS where they don't get it either.



posted on Jun, 9 2012 @ 03:11 PM
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Your time machine is weak. I've got one that transports me into the next day. I lay down in it and today becomes tomorrow.



posted on Jun, 9 2012 @ 03:26 PM
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I have one hanging on the wall which makes the entire universe move forward in one-second increments. The downside is that I have to replace the battery from time to time.
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posted on Jun, 10 2012 @ 03:15 PM
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Nah that is just some bad lag.

second.



posted on Jun, 11 2012 @ 02:15 PM
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Originally posted by beezzer
I've invented a time machine that can teleport me a few minutes into the past! Let's see if it works!



O M G Beezzer!!! I can't stop laughing!!! That may be the best one I've seen on here so far!!!

I know we have different political beliefs, but I just LOVE ya man!!!
... in that "brotherly" sort of way!!!!

....and no matter what it is, I just can't make myself be mad that that avatar!!!
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posted on Jul, 13 2012 @ 06:54 AM
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This is not funny what so ever. It has no comical value at all.

Sorry, I just don't get it



posted on Jul, 13 2012 @ 07:00 AM
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Originally posted by FactFactor
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This is not funny what so ever. It has no comical value at all.

Sorry, I just don't get it


S'okay.



posted on Jul, 13 2012 @ 07:05 AM
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I based my whole candidacy on it and lost by only a few little votes after a dead heat election! I think it's pretty darn AWESOME Uncle BEEZZEEE!






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