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Texas speeding

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posted on May, 10 2012 @ 08:57 AM
Top This One for a Speeding
Ticket in Kingsville, Tx,

Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of Kingsville, Tx.
One of the officers was using a hand-held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville.

The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing.
The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off.

Just then a deafening roar over the Mesquite treetops on Hwy 77 revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet, which was engaged in a low-flying exercise near this, its Naval Air home base location in Kingsville Tx.

Back at the Texas Highway Patrol Headquarters in Corpus Christi the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Naval Base Commander in Kingsville for shutting down his equipment.

The reply came back in true USMC style:

'Thank you for your letter.

You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.

Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment's location.

Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position on the side of Hwy 77 So. of Kingsville.
The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.

Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.'
edit on 10-5-2012 by baddmove because: (no reason given)

posted on May, 10 2012 @ 09:47 AM
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Don't care if this is an urban legend. It's just really funny!

posted on May, 10 2012 @ 09:47 AM

OMG if that is true.

That was too funny.....

Especially the respondent letter.
edit on 10-5-2012 by Manhater because: (no reason given)

posted on May, 10 2012 @ 09:49 AM
OMG Thanks for the laugh.
I have tears in my eyes from the laughter.
Absolutely priceless.
At least the navy and marines have a good sense of humor.
Those cops would have been suprised if the pilot hadn't been on the ball. The mental picture that situation paints will have me laughing all day.

edit on 5/10/2012 by lonegurkha because: (no reason given)

posted on May, 10 2012 @ 02:19 PM

that was pretty good

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