The worst joke ever played on mankind

Men go through their sexual prime from the ages of like 18 -28..
Women go through their sexual prime in their 30's

So if you have a partner even remotely close to your own age.. you are totally screwed. because while one person is horny all the time the other is just happy having sex occasionally.

WTF?

This is a myth.

People's "sexual prime" is not on some species-wide hormonal curve, it's subjective and individual.

I'm 20, so i'm in my 'Prime'... i can see this as pretty much true... but i honestly dont see myself losing this 'Prime' anytime soon... i enjoy the deed too much... even if i lose the urge at any point... theres always viagra.

Yeah, I never bought this either. I'm just as horny now now(32) as I was when I was 18. Although I do know people who say it is true. I'm just glad it's not me!

The other worst joke every played on mankind is that teenage men have a HUUUUGGGEEE sex drive starting at like 14!!! What the f-!?!?? Especially if God is real, which I believe he is, this is really messed up. We're supposed to wait until we're married to have sex. Most of us probably don't get married until mid-20's. Good lord!!! The period of time where you have the biggest sex drive is when you're not supposed to have sex...oi!

Ya. it sucks

I think I need to by my man thingy some viagra so he can keep up with me.



[Edited on 9-10-2004 by NephraTari]

Herman, if your horny, your body is giving you a hint...

Nephratari... just go find some young guy to go after... or go for the viagra... but young guys cost less

LOL

good advice.

this isn't accurate...

I'm 34 and not any where near my "prime" *snicker*...

whew, can't get enough and have no problems... if you know what I mean..

Originally posted by elevatedone
*snicker*...

whew, can't get enough and have no problems... if you know what I mean..

Is this what you mean? Have another.

Originally posted by Herman
The other worst joke every played on mankind is that teenage men have a HUUUUGGGEEE sex drive starting at like 14!!! What the f-!?!?? Especially if God is real, which I believe he is, this is really messed up. We're supposed to wait until we're married to have sex. Most of us probably don't get married until mid-20's. Good lord!!! The period of time where you have the biggest sex drive is when you're not supposed to have sex...oi!

I know what you mean... I'm only 17 (18 in December) and I'm so freakin horny... every girl I see... I hope I'm still this way when I get married. I don't wanna let my future wife (whoever she may be) down. Damn nature... couldn't these feelings arrive when they are most needed?

NATURE IS TERRIBLE. (Sometimes good, but mostly bad)

[STAY COOL)
-prophetmike

Damn nature... couldn't these feelings arrive when they are most needed?

Well for me the feelings came just in time... basically i just acted on the feelings... nature calls.... so they say

Originally posted by NephraTari
Men go through their sexual prime from the ages of like 18 -28..
Women go through their sexual prime in their 30's

I heard something like this once, but the numbers were 17 for guys and 35 for gals, I wouldn't worry about it though, we(humans) seem to get along just fine(relatively).:bash:

Well personally I can't see myself ever being out of my "prime" until I'm in my 60's and viagra is needed

You never know though, I could be wrong.

yea i know what you mean. im 18 already had sex since two years and one month and 10 days. but i been having it and now snice i have a cut in my liver and the doc say i cant do anything it sucks cuz im always horney. i found one girl that wants it as bad as me so yea tell me what the hell i should do...



and if that God's joke to man it sucks.

i found one girl that wants it as bad as me so yea tell me what the hell i should do...

Plenty of ways to have sex besides the old in and out... Kids...