Chaperones assigned to embarrassed Secret Service

Chaperones assigned to embarrassed Secret Service

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Embarrassed by a prostitution scandal, the Secret Service will assign chaperones on some trips to enforce new rules

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Just out
I was ridding in the truck and I heard this on the radio.
I thought wow how sad. But then I started to let the humor take over in my twisted head.
I had all kinds of images spinning around in there.
Yeah your getting it I can tell you ATSers like stuff like this.
What do you make of this ???

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Great now were paying more people to watch the people we pay to watch people....This is really confusing and I'm sure costly.

Originally posted by GuidedKill
Great now were paying more people to watch the people we pay to watch people....This is really confusing and I'm sure costly.

Hi gui,
Ahhh yes it is sad. But can't you just imagine a SECRET guy trying to hide behind a bush ( no pun intended) and the chaperone keeps peeking around to se if he/she is doing it according to Emily Post.
silly ljb

"Chaperones WANTED little to no libido"
Apply to Secret Service Boss in robot disguise WASH DC

Originally posted by longjohnbritches

Chaperones assigned to embarrassed Secret Service

minnesota.publicradio.org...

Embarrassed by a prostitution scandal, the Secret Service will assign chaperones on some trips to enforce new rules

NEW RULES???


Was it NOT against the rules for the secret service to secretly service whores in other countries???

New rules? Seems they could not enforce the existing rules, unless what they did was not against the rules that already existed.

This must leave the Secret Service feeling like
5th graders on a field trip. not

reply to post by ILikeStars


Hi,
Ilike flags

Can you imagine me driving along with a tall cup of tea and hearing this nonsense.
It came right out of my nose. Then I couldn't stop laughing.
thanks for the bump cheers ljb

Originally posted by crazydaisy
This must leave the Secret Service feeling like
5th graders on a field trip.

not

Hi cra,
Yeah, Sorta like Bobby, Bobby. It may be lunch break but stop showing off your new gun to the others.
You Do know IT could be loaded, DON'T you???
No offence SS folks ljb

Oh great, another useless job just made up by the government, what else is new..... We are only what, 20 trillion in debt, 30 trillion in debt? I lost count, but yeah, what we really need now is to be making up more useless jobs.

Originally posted by TKDRL
Oh great, another useless job just made up by the government, what else is new..... We are only what, 20 trillion in debt, 30 trillion in debt? I lost count, but yeah, what we really need now is to be making up more useless jobs.

Hi tkd,
I know it's crazy.
What the heck to you think these people are going to look like??
Like a silver hair granny type with a long print dress that can hide an Uzi?
LOL ljb
not you SS the chaps

Originally posted by longjohnbritches

Originally posted by GuidedKill
Great now were paying more people to watch the people we pay to watch people....This is really confusing and I'm sure costly.

Hi gui,
Ahhh yes it is sad. But can't you just imagine a SECRET guy trying to hide behind a bush ( no pun intended) and the chaperone keeps peeking around to se if he/she is doing it according to Emily Post.
silly ljb

What cracks me up is the fact the media is reporting these shenanigans by the Secret Service as if it's some kind of new behavior. This activity has probably been the norm for them for decades. I mean, come on, let's be real here. I'm sure this is only the tip of the iceberg for the "ALMIGHTY" Secret Service.

And, I might add, we would all be naive to think it will not continue.

Originally posted by NightGypsy

Originally posted by longjohnbritches

Originally posted by GuidedKill
Great now were paying more people to watch the people we pay to watch people....This is really confusing and I'm sure costly.

Hi gui,
Ahhh yes it is sad. But can't you just imagine a SECRET guy trying to hide behind a bush ( no pun intended) and the chaperone keeps peeking around to se if he/she is doing it according to Emily Post.
silly ljb

What cracks me up is the fact the media is reporting these shenanigans by the Secret Service as if it's some kind of new behavior. This activity has probably been the norm for them for decades. I mean, come on, let's be real here. I'm sure this is only the tip of the iceberg for the "ALMIGHTY" Secret Service.

And, I might add, we would all be naive to think it will not continue.

edit on 28-4-2012 by NightGypsy because: (no reason given)

Hi nite
Look, I really think these folks are getting the shaft.
Obviously they know to much.
But I really can't stop the images racing through my head.
Like this one
Hey Gerty, I got this perp's one hand cuffed but he is so fing strong I am afraid he'll get my piece.
Gerty says, What the f am I supposed to do? I was just hired to watch.
Oh ,oh Okay, G dammit give 007 your other hand or I will report you.
lol I can not help it ljb

Seriously pay more people the secret service was thrown under the bus as smoke and mirrors to take the heat off the current Potus.

So tax payers are going to have to pay people to watch over the people we pay to watch over the people we hire to watch over us... correct?

Originally posted by neo96
Seriously pay more people the secret service was thrown under the bus as smoke and mirrors to take the heat off the current Potus.

Hi neo.
It is interesting that my work here has neither garnered me a flag or star.
Let alone a laugh.
I feel like the SS guys must feel.
COME on ATS! No need to be so serious. These fellow Americans need our support.
Humor is the best medicine. Haven't you all seen OBAMA's SMILE.
ljb

reply to post by longjohnbritches

These chaperones are an unknown bunch. They are probably far less trained than the SS and may be more prone beings seduced by foreign spies. I think we should assign additional security personnel to watch over them and report any questionable behavior.

Originally posted by RedPill
reply to post by longjohnbritches

 

These chaperones are an unknown bunch. They are probably far less trained than the SS and may be more prone beings seduced by foreign spies. I think we should assign additional security personnel to watch over them and report any questionable behavior.

Hi red, Ya --that's why I find it comical.
Back to humor. Hey 007 stop cuddling PUSSY GALORE she has bad intention against the world at large.
007, shut the hell up granny I got the gun.
ATS is gloomy ljb

yo dawg, I heard you liked guards,
so we got guards for your guards while your guards guard.

Originally posted by novemberecho
yo dawg, I heard you liked guards,
so we got guards for your guards while your guards guard.

Yes sir nov,
Since we have monitored SS guards, No complete contingent of National Guards
And the weakest ever of the castle Guards.
Why not just laugh at the situation instead of DOING anything about it.
Like RON PAUL or real men and real people.??
lbj for pres LOL LOl happy thread remember