"My fellow Americans, No longer shall you refer to me as your President. From now on you shall all bow down to me as I have now become King of the
With our annhialation of our enemies around the world we have taken the remaining nations and secured a one world
government. I am the Supreme Commander and My second in command is none other than the famous, Osama Bin Laden,
friend and close confidant. Together our reign of terror shall be interesting to say the least. No doubt you have seen my new signs being displayed
worldwide to motivate your spirits.
You may be wondering why I picked ol Bin Laden, Well as you can see here we are old pals
from back in the day,
We've had many good times and we shall have many more in the future.
Now you may also be wondering how I became the runner of the whole show, the big cheese so to speak. Well, at the last Galactic Federation meeting it
came time to choose who would take the reigns and rule the world. First Darth Vadar stood up and attempted to claim the throne, and I was
So he challenged me to a dual with our light sabers. The winner would take the throne of
Well as you can probably guess I won the battle. After words they promoted me to the rank of Jedi Master and gave me this pretty purple light
Now I will strike down the worthless with my sissy little brightlite brand light saber. Who designs the colors on these
Now at the awards banquet things got just a little bit wild. Me and my boy Clinton were having a chat
when we look over to see
Sarah Palin blowing us a kiss right out in the open
Both excited, we look around to see if anyone else noticed and sure
I was busted. I thought she had found out the secret. Boy was I in for it later that night. We got back to the
Whitehouse, and as soon as we made it into our private residence BAM
The evil came out. That's when I ran out back and
found a place to hide and have a smoke
One just is never enough, aint that right Nancy?
Boy, I think
the stress of all this has done got the better of ol Nancy P tonight.
After the awards banquet was the after party where Secratary O State and I had us a nice bout in the ring
Luckily Bill told me
her weak spots and I took her down with the quickness, if you know what I mean.
And to all of you who thought that I would go down for my actions. All I have to say is
I rule it all, I control the matrix, I
am your master wether you like it or not. But in the end, you know what they say
So that's all people, this is it, get used to
it and be ready to serve me down my slaves of mine.
edit on 24/4/12 by usmc0311 because: fixed title.