How will the Founding Fathers react to today's US government and other American events?

Here's a scenario I brought them to a trip forward in time

How will the Founding Fathers react to

The US Civil War
Reconstruction
Industrial Revolution and it's social issues
Immigration and Illegal Immigration
Rise of the American Empire
Women Suffrage
Jim Crow and the KKK
The Federal Reserve
The Great Depression
World War 1 and World War2
The Cold War
The Korean War
The Civil Rights Movement
The Feminist Movements
The Black Panther Party
The Vietnam War
The Reagan Years
Waco and Ruy Ridge Fiasco
Columbine
911 events
Iraq and Afghanistan and other wars in the Middle East
Today's Federal Government and it's problems( TSA, DHS etc)

And of course how would the Current Federal Government respond to the Founding Fathers

I think they would either revolt and wonder WTH happened because they would more then likely be the least brainwashed of us all. That or they would tap their fingers together saying "excellent".

They would get in a boat and try to find then found a new country based on a Republic.

The founding fathers were liberals for the most part. So just ask 'what would obama do' with each question

I'm pretty sure the founding fathers owned slaves. I never understood that part. Dave Chappelle said it best.