15 things about Aliens you newer knew

1. 91% of all aliens like yellow socks.
2. Only 20% of all aliens play basketball.
3. 12% of all aliens would like to sleep with a supermodel if she were painted green.
4. 77% of all aliens eat marshmellows at christmas.
5) 30% of the aliens who play basketball have hands, the rest use their mouth.
6) 79% of all aliens think x-files is cute.
7) Of all the alien postmen 27% droll on their packages.
8) 4% of the aliens have ordered the do-it-yourself nuclear bomb project.
9) 99% of the aliens think american presidents are funny.
10) 16% of the aliens think french presidents are funny too.
11) 34% of the aliens like pizza with chocolate on.
12) 12% of the aliens think they are slimy.
13) 58% of all aliens think other aliens are slimy.
14) 67% of the aliens think greese is cool.
15) 12% of all the aliens say humans are cute.

I dare you to prove that these things are not correct.

An excellent post that will undoubtedly incur the wrather of many an ATSer.

You get a big

Originally posted by beer
I dare you to prove that these things are not correct.

Proof of non-proof is not a validation of proof.

I love it, nice post but it does belong in Jokes.

I dare you to prove that these things are not correct.

I dare you to prove that this thread is not a complete waste of time.

I wan't my two and a half minutes back.

It is not true.. I hate all of those thingz...

back to mongo..

14) 67% of the aliens think greese is cool.

Greece of grease. Your choice.

Originally posted by MacKiller

14) 67% of the aliens think greese is cool.

Greece of grease. Your choice.

LOL, I can sooo see aliens coming down to Earth only to ask If they can borrow someone's copy Grease on DVD. Well, scratch that, we all know aliens use laserdisc.