would you challenge a man in black to fisticuffs?

Originally posted by The Cusp
But yeah, I'd kick their asses assuming they didn't pull a gun on me. Then I take their car out for a spin. From what I hear, they have some bad ass rides.

yeah joyride then sell it on craigslist

reply to post by Aliensun


what good is laser eyes and six arms against the white lotus eye pluck?

update
after staring this thread i got a phone call. no words just static.

Originally posted by rockoperawriter
so you were just abducted by aliens... after a trying few weeks going who knows where all over the galaxy being implanted, probed and bleeped, and a man in black came to your doorstep telling you to keep quiet my response would be "say that to my face four eyes" assuming they would have dark sunglasses on. what about you? i would like to box one with gloves on

edit on 15-2-2012 by rockoperawriter because: (no reason given)

Well consider this.

"Good Guys wear black"

Chuck Norris anyone?

Don't mess with Chuck. If he's visiting you wearing all black...then you must not be one of the good guys.

hi op

hahahaha
i know what you mean
i just imagined this scenario

im out in the woods in the middle of nowhere
and i seen a ufo
i report it the next day to the local police and maybe the raf
then within ours of the reporting i recieve a visit from the dreaded men in black
that typical setting..slightly foggy a dark limo type car protrudes from the myst
2 men in dark clothing get out...
at this point id be thinking..theyre coming to get me what do i do...
i nod at them and beckon them in then casualy walk to my bottle of vodka
kneck half of it straight away..
then as the men step inside il beckon them to the seat
hopefully this will throw them off and think im a good sheeple and dont know whats going on
maybe ive bought a little time before they take their glasses of and give me that hypnotic stare...
bye now the vodkas kicked in and their hypnotic stare is powerless against my
intoxicated blood shot blurry eyes
hahaha
just a fantasy thats all...i am sane honest..

Probably wouldn't think anything of it and assume they were Mormons.

i tried,but my sleep paralysis got in the way!!!

I'd probably act friendly, get him really drunk and then proceed to get my rubber gloves and lube...

Originally posted by rockoperawriter
so you were just abducted by aliens... after a trying few weeks going who knows where all over the galaxy being implanted, probed and bleeped, and a man in black came to your doorstep telling you to keep quiet my response would be "say that to my face four eyes" assuming they would have dark sunglasses on. what about you? i would like to box one with gloves on

edit on 15-2-2012 by rockoperawriter because: (no reason given)

This thread's just silly...you're obviously implying that the man in black doesn't have a suppressed gun to spark you on the ground within seconds!

reply to post by LongbottomLeaf
LOL! I would have paid big bucks to see the looks on their faces.

I wouldn't fight the MIB but I would definitely mess around with them. Speak in tongues, give them nonsense replies, maybe twitch a few times like all my wires got crossed. They wouldn't know what was going on.

reply to post by Just Chris


i live in an open carry state in america. every in a trailer park has either milsurp rifles/pistols, hunting rifles, and medieval weapons so a silenced peashooter against a romanian sks with bayonet goes down

reply to post by davesmart


or when they reach for the vodka, SNAP jaws of a bear trap

reply to post by davesmart


or when they reach for the vodka, SNAP jaws of a bear trap

reply to post by TDawgRex


if it was chuck norris i'd say "dude you never guess what i saw. hey you beat up david carradine didn't you? i'm a big fan hey i got some grape ape if you wanna kick your boots off come on in i've got midget bikini mud wrestling on payperview. want some lasagna? quatra formaggio lika my my grandmama used to make"

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i'd probably still fight mormons. they are the cause of alien abductions

reply to post by Suspiria


i'd probably still fight mormons. they are the cause of alien abductions

reply to post by davesmart


no you you got to do the ol' charles bronson (inmate not actor)

Originally posted by rockoperawriter
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no you you got to do the ol' charles bronson (inmate not actor)

hahahaha
yeh it would be interesting scenario
poor bronson
he should av been out yrs ago
(or into a mental institute)

bigfootreply to post by rockoperawriter


Take in the woods and stick a piece a bacon up his backside and let the Bigfoots have at him.

reply to post by rockoperawriter


Depends on the alien type. If they were Nordics, and all looked like members of the Swiss Bikini Team, I'd say, "Forget it? Hell no! Where do I sign up for another trip?"

If Grays or Greens though, I'd probably invite him in to talk about it, get him some tea, drug it, then tie the guy up and torture him for info, but that's just me...