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The TSA has detained God.

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boncho

posted on Jan, 23 2012 @ 09:39 AM
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And is currently giving him a full body cavity search. The press has stated that God could be in possession of a contraband prayer list which has not been answered in many years.

In other news,

A robot fish is not as tasty as one from the ocean.



JibbyJedi

posted on Jan, 23 2012 @ 09:48 AM
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You are mistaken I believe, the TSA is God. Their word is law. Their thoughts are reality. Their actions are always pure & good. And if you pray to them, you may be spared. You can't say the same for us commoners.


boncho

posted on Jan, 23 2012 @ 09:52 AM
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Originally posted by JibbyJedi
You are mistaken I believe, the TSA is God. Their word is law. Their thoughts are reality. Their actions are always pure & good. And if you pray to them, you may be spared. You can't say the same for us commoners.


Quite possible.



 
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