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Obama again, My Man!!

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posted on Jan, 22 2012 @ 08:31 PM
The first time we put our telepaths on Obama it was so funny we put it in Jokes. This time he just went off so it is in Rants.

Jeb, Jeb Jeb, and they call me the anti-christ...

The Queen B said my team was the best and that running as VP would drag me down, ohhh I didn't even feel the knife go in. I can shaft them & they can't do a thing. I'll have my media push E's deathbed confessions, that wil shake things up, HA. I'll have Ron & Jesse to the White House on National TV and discuss it. HA. JFK, Vietnam again, the Federal Reserve, CIA, FBI, HA! HA!. Between the deathbed confessions.. Between them they should be able to stirr up a BUNCH of controversy I'll even bring in Daniel Ellsberg and make peace with him!!! HA! Jeb, Jeb, Jeb..bunch of Nazi lovers, I'm not going to a gas chamber for them. HA.. My brother O.W & I will join, we'll be the Republicrats!! HA. Mitt ain't gonna stand for this, I told him what their promise is worth. HA. We'll both be at the White House with Ron, Jesse & Daniel!! HA! Boss or no Boss, they aren't throwing me out. We'll pull in the Truthers & the other conspiracy nuts, HA, it's not a conspiracy if we do it. We make it legal!! HA! O.W. (Mitt) and I will make a great team!! We'll sweep to victory in November!!! Mama said my real dad was a U.S. citizen - there goes the Birthers problem!! HA1 HA! my people will all support me stronger then ever when that breaks HA! HA!

It really starts to go incoherent after that and our telepaths had to quit with migraines.

posted on Jan, 22 2012 @ 08:44 PM
So, this is the result of a telepathic conversation with Obama?

You're right, it's pretty incoherent.

It must be hard to be so famous, with everyone always trying to penetrate your mind, and all. Just think of all the people trying to manipulate a famous person's mind.

I suppose one needs to develop an armor to be in any position of fame.

posted on Jan, 22 2012 @ 08:45 PM
That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...

posted on Jan, 22 2012 @ 08:47 PM
Wait what... am not computing here? Should this be in the music section as a telepathic rap?
edit on 22-1-2012 by dreamingawake because: (no reason given)

posted on Jan, 22 2012 @ 08:51 PM

posted on Jan, 22 2012 @ 08:53 PM
I used to be a telepath like you... till I took an arrow in the knee.
edit on 22-1-2012 by TsukiLunar because: (no reason given)


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