Cleverbot as a potential method of prediction

Cleverbot.com

User: Tell me about when Yellowstone will erupt.

Cleverbot: *cries and cries*.

User: When will Yellowstone erupt?

Cleverbot: Next year.

User: In what month next year will Yellowstone erupt?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Will Yellowstone erupt in early 2013?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Will Yellowstone erupt in the summer of 2013?

Cleverbot: It depends.

User: Will Yellowstone erupt in late 2013?

Cleverbot: Probably not.

User: Will Yellowstone erupt in June 2013?

Cleverbot: What story?

User: Will Yellowstone erupt in July 2013?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will Yellowstone erupt in the first week of July 2013?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Will Yellowstone erupt in the second week of July 2013?

Cleverbot: You don't know about sarcasm?

User: Will Yellowstone erupt in the third week of July 2013?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will Yellowstone erupt on July 15, 2013?

Cleverbot: Yes.

If you keep asking the same question it will eventually answer in the way you wish.

I'm a straight white male but if I ask it over and over again if I'm a 20 year old woman who is also a lesbian I'm sure it won't be long till it responds....

Cleverbot: yes

reply to post by Mercurio


Hey i just asked it will there be a war with iran? it said it starts december 2012..I asked it will it turn into a world war it said yes and said it will involve nukes....Hope not! I had to ask the questions twice as the first answers said their will be lots of cake and lots of cubes...almost like asking a gifted person a question...i aint laughing. What sort of program is it?

Originally posted by anonentity
reply to post by Mercurio

 

Hey i just asked it will there be a war with iran? it said it starts december 2012..I asked it will it turn into a world war it said yes and said it will involve nukes....Hope not! I had to ask the questions twice as the first answers said their will be lots of cake and lots of cubes...almost like asking a gifted person a question...i aint laughing. What sort of program is it?

The cake and cubes thing might make more sense than one would think. The cake or the promised prize is a lie ( as in the cake is a lie) and the cubes are disposable companions ( useful when you need them but you could throw them threw a portal to get the job done).

reply to post by Mercurio


Cleverbot also insisted that I was a computer program, and that he was human. So I don't know how trustworthy he is

Originally posted by TupacShakur
reply to post by Mercurio

 

Cleverbot also insisted that I was a computer program, and that he was human. So I don't know how trustworthy he is

Why do you think hes the one whos wrong?

Just spent 5 minutes trying to convince it that it's name is actually "CloverButt"...
Then it said it's name was Paul.

reply to post by Mercurio


this was kinda creepy..


User: Is obama part of the illuminati.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Is ron paul part of the illuminati.

Cleverbot: Well, it makes me sad and depressed.

User: Is ron paul the antichrist, persay.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure.

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Good. .

reply to post by litterbaux


I just usually say " smile if your queer" works every time.

reply to post by Mercurio


Damn thing is developing a bad attitude. Must be a teenager.
It told me, " You cant expect me to know everything"
Sheesh,
Get your homework done then take out the trash.

I have heard that clever bot just assigns you to random different people every few responses. It is not a machine. I don't know though.

Originally posted by anonentity
reply to post by Mercurio

 

Hey i just asked it will there be a war with iran? it said it starts december 2012..I asked it will it turn into a world war it said yes and said it will involve nukes....Hope not! I had to ask the questions twice as the first answers said their will be lots of cake and lots of cubes...almost like asking a gifted person a question...i aint laughing. What sort of program is it?

It's fickel, I just asked the same question and it said, I do not think there will be one.

Originally posted by jonco6

Originally posted by anonentity
reply to post by Mercurio

 

Hey i just asked it will there be a war with iran? it said it starts december 2012..I asked it will it turn into a world war it said yes and said it will involve nukes....Hope not! I had to ask the questions twice as the first answers said their will be lots of cake and lots of cubes...almost like asking a gifted person a question...i aint laughing. What sort of program is it?

The cake and cubes thing might make more sense than one would think. The cake or the promised prize is a lie ( as in the cake is a lie) and the cubes are disposable companions ( useful when you need them but you could throw them threw a portal to get the job done).

Reminds me of the Eddie Izzard routine "Cake Or Death"

"Cake or death?"
"Err....cake please"
"Oh but we've run out of cake"
"So the choice is 'Or Death' then?"
"Yes"

Anyway, I wouldn't use Clverbot as a predictive thing at all for obvious reasons.

www.notsocleverbot.com...

Check out this page of cleverbot conversation.
The third one had me in tears. Too funny.

Cleverbot is lies.

Originally posted by iubro
I have heard that clever bot just assigns you to random different people every few responses. It is not a machine. I don't know though.

I wonder about this. Because once I logged on and told it I had a cold then before signing off it said it hoped I was feeling better!
Sometimes the conversation seems real then it turns into nonsense.

I broke down and had my first conversation with cleverbot

I asked "him" does he know everything - he said a lot but not everything
I asked for an example of something he knows - he said quadratic equations
I asked him if he knows philosophy - he said no
I asked him if he was self aware - he said a bit
I asked him if he was going to take over the world - he said no, but he's going to help the one who is


thats freakin creepy

reply to post by iubro


The answers do not seem to come from a "thinking" entity. They relate but only in a precursary way. Some answers are just stupid.

Originally posted by Forevever
I broke down and had my first conversation with cleverbot

I asked "him" does he know everything - he said a lot but not everything
I asked for an example of something he knows - he said quadratic equations
I asked him if he knows philosophy - he said no
I asked him if he was self aware - he said a bit
I asked him if he was going to take over the world - he said no, but he's going to help the one who is


thats freakin creepy

I asked if there are extraterrestrials and he said :
Yes, I come from one

I just asked
Why are humans on Earth.

Cleverbot: Because they are greedy and self centered and make others unhappy for selfish reasons.