posted on Dec, 14 2011 @ 08:13 AM
December 14 2011 & 11/12ths
John Boner, no relation to John Boehner, has said the Crib of Representatives has passed the tax cut extension bill, so in other words nothing
happens. Surprisingly Boner said it will increase job satisfaction and patriotism. President O$ama was pissed and said "if ya'll don't raise taxes the
Koch Brothers will get more rich. Beware the Koch Konspiracy."
The man that shouted "death to all eskimos" during the 100th annual Eskimo Independence Day celebration admitted he was paid 100 "bones" by the CIA as
part of operation "Hollywood Movie Title". President O$ama declined to comment on the operation but said the incident would be used to limit the first
amendment, and the 99th amendment: "race hate against eskimos is okay."
The Crib of Representatives will vote Thursdayish to allow the president the power to "detain indefinitely people who say annoying things at occupy
protests, including but not limited to that woman who starred in that show named after her, and that other annoying guy that looks like her."
In international news, a burglar in the UK was stopped by a brave police officer named Johnathon Smith. Smith will face 10-15 years according to UK
In other news the senate has just 78 seconds to vote on a debt limit extension or the entire country will blow up.
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edit on 14-12-2011 by filosophia because: (no reason given)