How to Financially Ruin America: Debtmas!

“You-Have-to-Spend-Spend-Spend-buy-the-newest-and-latest-until-you-are-so-in-debt-you-will-lose-your-home/car/ hopes/dreams/future-when-you-cannot-afford-the-credit-payment-in-January-lets-hope-for-a-big-tax-return-in-April!-Mas”… or in short… Debt-Mas.

The pumpkin pie is some generic knock off factory made pie, the dog smelled it and barfed byproduct that was designed in a government lab during the 50’s as a way to send pies over seas to troops stationed abroad without them spoiling… but later discovered it to be a better way to torture terrorists into confessing their darkest crimes…

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Greatest Blog I ever read
I agree with 100% of it

Originally posted by EvolEric

The pumpkin pie is some generic knock off factory made pie, the dog smelled it and barfed byproduct that was designed in a government lab during the 50’s as a way to send pies over seas to troops stationed abroad without them spoiling… but later discovered it to be a better way to torture terrorists into confessing their darkest crimes…

Okay, so...

The pumpkin pie isn't really a pie. A dog smelled the pie and vomited. The vomit was designed in a government lab in the 50's. The vomit was a way to send pies over seas to troops so the pies wouldn't go to waste. Now the vomit and/or pie could torture terrorists.

...is that what that garbled up mess of a paragraph was talking about?

reply to post by iamhobo


No, its just comparing the cheap pie to something horrible... its attacking the bastardization of a Holiday tradition...

Did you read the Blog?

Greatest blog you ever read? Guess you just don't read much. The whole thing sounds like it was written by a twelve year old, at best.

His heart's in the right place, at least, but he is somewhat lacking in communication skills. You know, reading and writing?

reply to post by CaptChaos


lmao!

I love honest opinions!

Quite the idiot wrote it eh?