Ace Hardware selling Zombie Kits....(true story)

www.denverpost.com...

And not to leave out the walking dead, Westlake Ace Hardware's online "Zombie Preparedness Center" has a "Me zombie" section touting bolts and fasteners for broken bones, glue and caulk for peeling skin, and deodorizers to freshen up decaying flesh. Lose a limb? Try duct tape!

Personally, I think it's a clever and creative marketing gimmick... I'm a bit leery of the caulk and glue inclusions...(eww...).

reply to post by Gazrok


Yes it is a Halloween Gimmick as the title of the story clearly states.

Hardware chain offers Halloween 'zombie defense'

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Wonder if that stuff would work on the zombies walking around on Wall Street these days? LOL!

reply to post by Gazrok


Awesome! What a great kit, if only it came with cardio.

great!!!!!! ace heardware where i live just so happens to sell hunting gear

guns shovels all the good stuff one needs for zombie supplies.

there you go folks Ace Hardware the one stop shop for all your zombie needs and home improvement

gotta love America.

Love It!! Great Marketing from a great Hardware store. Westlake Ace Hardware is succeeding in a market dominated by the big box stores. I had two Westlake stores near me when I lived in Kansas City. Wish I had them near me now.

Support your local hardware stores!!

Yes it is a Halloween Gimmick as the title of the story clearly states.

I didn't mean to imply I was unaware it was a gimmick...I stated I thought it was clever..