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Ace Hardware selling Zombie Kits....(true story)

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posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 10:59 AM
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www.denverpost.com...


And not to leave out the walking dead, Westlake Ace Hardware's online "Zombie Preparedness Center" has a "Me zombie" section touting bolts and fasteners for broken bones, glue and caulk for peeling skin, and deodorizers to freshen up decaying flesh. Lose a limb? Try duct tape!


Personally, I think it's a clever and creative marketing gimmick... I'm a bit leery of the caulk and glue inclusions...(eww...).




posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 11:05 AM
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Yes it is a Halloween Gimmick as the title of the story clearly states.


Hardware chain offers Halloween 'zombie defense'



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 11:07 AM
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Wonder if that stuff would work on the zombies walking around on Wall Street these days? LOL!



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 11:24 AM
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Awesome! What a great kit, if only it came with cardio.



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 12:36 PM
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great!!!!!! ace heardware where i live just so happens to sell hunting gear

guns shovels all the good stuff one needs for zombie supplies.

there you go folks Ace Hardware the one stop shop for all your zombie needs and home improvement

gotta love America.

edit on 11-10-2011 by neo96 because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 12:42 PM
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Love It!! Great Marketing from a great Hardware store. Westlake Ace Hardware is succeeding in a market dominated by the big box stores. I had two Westlake stores near me when I lived in Kansas City. Wish I had them near me now.

Support your local hardware stores!!




posted on Oct, 11 2011 @ 01:14 PM
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Yes it is a Halloween Gimmick as the title of the story clearly states.


I didn't mean to imply I was unaware it was a gimmick...I stated I thought it was clever..



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