posted on Apr, 6 2003 @ 04:34 AM
Ok this is a Saturday Night Live Episode from just after Pres. Clinton got re-elected, and I thought it was hillarious and DEAD-ON so I am here to
highlight the points. (paraphrased)
Bill: I want to thank the people of America for voting for me. I want to thank the half of you of the half of America that actually voted, who voted
for me, supporting my Bridge to the Future, saying "4 more years."
But considering that about 30% of you are too young to vote, I still want to thank the half of the half of the remaining 70% that actually voted,
which leaves me with 34% of the vote.
But when you take out all the people who actually depend on my administration for a job, that's actually 27%...
Then Bill Brakes it down pretty much too over-board, all the way down to the only person in America who actually voted of his own freewill, for Bill
A man named steve....who has to take Clinton's word for it, that he is recieving a gift Ash Tray from the White House.
But mainly to the 27% or whatever, it was dead on.
I just love that.
"I want to thank the half of you, of the half that actually voted, of the remaining 70% of those who could vote...that voted for me."
America....Gotta love Democracy