Any chance of a summary of remaining 2011 catastrophic events.

G'Day

Sorry for not keeping track of all of these but is there any chance of getting a summary of the remaining catastrophic / end of the world events remaining in 2011.

If you know could you also post all of the suggested dates for 2012, presumably we're not getting into 2013 yet.

Cheers

Sept 27 - Obama hides in a bunker for some reason
Oct. 28 - Elenin kills us all, the real end of the Mayan calendar, Halloween candy on sale
Nov. 11 - 11/11/11, the Galactic Federation of Imagination comes to give us a 5th dimensional upgrade
Dec. 21 - We line up with the galactic equator, again

2012 - Michelle Bachman gets the launch codes

Don't forget Harold Camping's for real this time, it's all over date of 10/21/2011.

Emphasis mine.

We can't leave out Yu-55 passing Nov 8/9 of this year and coinciding with the first ever test of the new National Emergency Broadcast System.

Yu-55

Too small to be a global event but it wouldn't be a pleasant thing to be within hundreds of miles of....

FEMA Broadcast Test (It really is FEMA...Literally!)