Riding out the Apocalypse in style!

When the excrement hits the fan, you want to know that all your post apocalyptic needs will be taken care of. So why not ride it out in style with fully stocked bars, hydroponic stations, a hydraulic rotating center stage with emergency pole, VIP lounge . . . oh yeah and a gun rack. That’s the way this Los Angeles based porn studio plans for 2012, and they may just take you with them.

“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”

Not to make this a religious issue, but something tells me that if that "all-seeing deity . . . Biblical rapture" deal goes down, no level of bunker security could save these guys.

LA porno company starts construction on thier underground bunker.

reply to post by amaster


ever play any of the "Fallout" games? seems like the vaults in that series of games may become a reality. i feel safer knowing that porn will survive WW3 though.

I just heard about this on the radio yesterday. The female DJ said that if something happened to her, she knew where her husband would go.

Pretty crazy really that even the porn industry is jumping on this end of the world stuff.
Gotta protect that porn for future generations and all.

reply to post by CaDreamer


Yeah, those days are coming fast. Every time I play those games, I can't help but think thats our future.

reply to post by chiefsmom


My only concern would be, What if this is the ONLY bunker to survive. The world will be repopulated by pornstars. Just imagine wht that will do for human evolution.

When the cash stops flowing there will be no glamorous porn stars.

Your libido will only serve as a distraction in this scenario.

I don't think some are prepared in the slightest.

Did you guys look at the blueprint? What a joke. This whole bunker is designed to be a big porn studio and that's about it. Where are they going to store all their food and water AND people when the whole place is filled up with stages and couches for filming porn, which won't be able to be broadcast in the first place if there was a worldwide disaster.

This has got to be a PR stunt. They'll build this, get some PR and then just use it as a lounge/porn studio for their VIP's.

reply to post by upgrayedd


Yeah, in fact, if you read the article, it's just a ploy to get people to follow them on twitter by saying you could possibly be selected to join them in the post-world. Although, they do claim it can support up to 1,500 people so I have to assume there is more to the place than just that one section.

If something does go down, I am in trouble. I have about a weeks worth of food and that is about it. I guess it is time for me to go shopping. The way things seem to be heating up, it is possibly my biggest priority.

www.hardenedstructures.com...

Thought Id throw this out there, a company that specialty is hardened bunker threat mitigation. pretty bad ass.
If you are a billionaire and didn't know about this buy 2 because I saved your buns through my diligent research.