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Originally posted by EmbryonicEssence
It looks like none of you read the whole thing:
THIS ADVERTISEMENT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND TO GET ME A GMAIL INVITE. I HAVE NO POWER IN GETTING YOU ABDUCTED BY ALIENS (sorry!). IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE ABDUCTED, PLEASE SEE A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Hope this makes you laugh enough to give me an invite. I tried.