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I want an ATSer gf....

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posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 12:07 PM
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Wish List: (from most important attribute to least desired attribute)

- Has 3 boobs like the chick in Total Recall
- Has been an extra in one of the following: star wars series, harry potter series, lord of the rings series
- Thinks looking at chemtrails and pretending we know a top secret, is fun.
- Thinks shes smart
- Plays Qudditch
- Isn't into being pretty, I like them ugly
- Is heavier than me
- and loves me for me

Let the line up begin. I'll be taking u2u messages, it might take me a while to get back to those who apply, because I know I will be sifting through thousands of fat, ugly 3 boobed gals messages for a while. Thanks.

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posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 12:08 PM
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LOL!

Hope you find what your looking for.



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 12:09 PM
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Does the third breast include her rather large stomach......

Dude I think you are going to be single for a while.



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 12:10 PM
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Good luck on your quest to land you a ugly fat mutant nerd


Actually, I don't think that would be too difficult...hang out at denny's



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 12:11 PM
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i want a girlfriend who only hears about ATS from me.
anything else is a danger to the continuum like the mothman prophecies,
or bill and teds excellent adventure...
or some kind of ..hot tub... time machine......................................................................................



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 12:11 PM
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Originally posted by OtherSideOfTheCoin
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Does the third breast include her rather large stomach......

Dude I think you are going to be single for a while.


Actually, with standards like that, I am suprised he is single...



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 12:11 PM
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Mmmm...mutants.... i mean... Denny's...ugh gross... I did mean mutants.



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 12:11 PM
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posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 12:23 PM
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Well, ya know, the very first step in getting what you want is communicating what you want. Nicely done!



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 12:36 PM
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Can you prepare your 3 or 4 "the relationship went south threads and now i'm going to die from inconsistencies in my life threads" in advance please.



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 12:45 PM
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This is easily the funniest thread I've ever read. I'm glad I was bored enough to click on it. Thanks for the hilariousness OP.



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 01:05 PM
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I am only 117lbs, is this enough?



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 01:05 PM
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Originally posted by EternalThought
I am only 117lbs, is this enough?


No



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 01:08 PM
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Originally posted by Death_Kron

Originally posted by EternalThought
I am only 117lbs, is this enough?


No


You're not the OP

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posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 01:08 PM
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Originally posted by EternalThought
You're not the OP

edit on 8/12/2011 by EternalThought because: (no reason given)


Quite right, carry on...



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 01:09 PM
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On a more serious note...Wanting a girlfriend who is a member here is a good idea.
My stepson and I both are members here on ATS and get along great.My husband
does not like ATS and sometimes gives me a hard time over it.I wish my husband
would be more open-minded about ATS,maybe even read some of the posts here.
He is basing his opinions about ATS on me and his son instead of checking it out
for himself.



edit on 12-8-2011 by mamabeth because: I was being bad

edit on 12-8-2011 by mamabeth because: changed post



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 01:29 PM
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his dad was using his account



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:05 PM
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117lbs will not work, perhaps 117kilos and we'll talk.



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 02:29 PM
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Originally posted by anthbes
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117lbs will not work, perhaps 117kilos and we'll talk.


I think I love you... unfortunately, I'm already married..



posted on Aug, 12 2011 @ 03:48 PM
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All this talk today about ATS couples... It's a nice change of pace at least, even if it's gotten a little ridiculous. Gotta have some fun too.

And OP - your really not asking too much, and I'm sure even by now you've got a bunch of PM's applying to be your gf. Most realistic desires I've heard in a while.

Hope you find what you're looking for.



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