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Q: Why is alien blood green?
A: Good question. That will be answered in the inaugural Extra!Extra!terrestrial newsletter. So, if you want to know the answer, you'll have to sign up for it like everyone else.
Q: I have heard all about you. My question is, "Can you come over yo my house? I want to see an alien in real life."
A: Ah, Australia! One of our favorite stops! Always a great opportunity to catch up with old Alien Lab Experiment alumni like the kangaroo, the duck-billed platypus and The Wiggles.
We'd be delighted to stop by. There are a few more experiments we'd like to conduct. Specifically, we wanted to see what happens if you eat in an Outback Steak House that's actually in Australia. We have a theory that it causes the time-space continuum to collapse in on itself, which could either be a fun-filled day for the whole family, or the end of material existence as we know it. Either way, be sure to mark your calendar!