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posted on Apr, 11 2005 @ 02:48 PM
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TIMMAY!!!!

oh yeah, and:





posted on Apr, 11 2005 @ 03:15 PM
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GOBBLES!!!


Timmy battles stormtroopers: www.elftrance.com...



posted on Apr, 11 2005 @ 04:22 PM
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Going to Red Lobster's for Dinner. It's the kids choice and treat for doing well on their report cards. Those cheesy biscuits are soooo good.



posted on Apr, 12 2005 @ 06:41 AM
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Originally posted by worldwatcher
Those cheesy biscuits are soooo good.


Yeah. I like those biscuits too. Red Lobster rocks.



posted on Apr, 12 2005 @ 10:37 AM
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Funny story:

I woke up this morning feeling very sick, sore throat, fever, headache and all that, so I couldn't go to work.
I stayed home, just lazin'. I was forced to watch TV... well, more like flip through the channels then actually watch something.
Anyways, I'm watching MTV when this show comes on: Pimp my Bicycle. Yes, bicycle. I thought to myself: WHAT THE....??! I realised it was a german show (we got german MTV here), I watched some more and it was an exact copy of Pimp my Ride... except Pimp my Bicycle were a bunch of tree hugging hippies who don't want to drive a car, so they pimp their bicycles.
I laughed for about an hour... and I am still grinning


Pimp my Bicycle.... oh man, how low can you fall...




posted on Apr, 12 2005 @ 10:45 AM
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Very rainy today, spring is here.



posted on Apr, 12 2005 @ 11:34 AM
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posted on Apr, 12 2005 @ 11:36 AM
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Stuart Larkin: Let me do it.
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Stuart Larkin: Dooooooon't.
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Doreen Larkin: Stuart's father left us on Tues-dee.
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Lorraine Swanson: [coughing noise] Uh-uh-uh.
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Lorraine Swanson: Goddddddd, that's cute.
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[at a Disney party making Disney jokes]
Bambi: OK, so one morning, Mickey wakes up and looks outside. He sees "Mickey Sucks" written in urine. Mickey calls the police and they say they have bad news and they have worse news. The bad news is that the urine is Pluto's. The worse news is that it's Minnie's handwriting.
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Stuart Larkin: Look what I can do!
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Piano Teacher: Okay, Stuart. Have you practiced?
Stuart Larkin: Hm hmm.
Piano Teacher: You're not lying to me are you, Stuart?
Stuart Larkin: [evil voice] If I said I did it, I did it!
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Stuart Larkin: My mom said it's okay to talk to lesbians because they take good care of their cats and have a can-do attitude.
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Stuart Larkin: [talking to the Tooth Fairy] Don't jump on the bed. My mom says only Italians do that.
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Doreen Larkin: What does mama say about the smoking?
Stuart Larkin: Smoking is for Europeans and white trash.
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Doreen Larkin: What does mama say about sliding down the banister?
Stuart Larkin: Don't slide down the banister because you'll injure your googoo and that's all some men have going for them.
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Doreen Larkin: What does mama say about little boys who aren't polite?
Stuart Larkin: Little boys who aren't polite give the pro-choice a better reason to exist.
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Doreen Larkin: What does mama say about lying?
Stuart Larkin: Little boys who lie should expect tragedy to visit them on a regular basis.
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Aunt Noreen: Happy Birthday, Stuart! Do you remember which aunt I am?
Stuart Larkin: The alcoholic?
Aunt Noreen: No...
Stuart Larkin: The one who lives with her "FRIEND", Linda?
Aunt Noreen: No...
Stuart Larkin: Then you must be the ugly one.
Doreen Larkin: Stuart, apologize to your Aunt Noreen!
Stuart Larkin: I'm sorry you're ugly.
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Stuart Larkin: Stay away from my Danger!
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Doreen Larkin: What does mama say about swearing?
Stuart Larkin: Mama says, little boys who swear grow up to Democrats.



posted on Apr, 12 2005 @ 02:23 PM
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I like sharing this exclusive gift with my bestest friends.



posted on Apr, 12 2005 @ 03:42 PM
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woohoo, my history exam is over



posted on Apr, 17 2005 @ 02:39 AM
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If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?




posted on Apr, 17 2005 @ 07:44 PM
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i do think so dear chum, it aint over till the collection has 16 diffrent kinds of cheese



posted on Apr, 24 2005 @ 08:29 AM
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I made a hole in one yesterday on the 6th hole.

I get my name on a plaque at my local golf course



posted on Apr, 24 2005 @ 09:55 AM
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i need to start going to church again

i need a new job aswell, seeings i quit my old one.



posted on Apr, 28 2005 @ 01:38 AM
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Why is it so cold? it freaken spring and its cold and cloudy.




I like cats


I hate to
, it's painful



everyone needs a good
every so often


if i had my way everyone would
me





posted on Apr, 28 2005 @ 01:49 AM
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Man I am so lost in hl2 right now you wouldn't believe, and I got no ammo, just good ol' grav gun and me crowbar.. Stupid zombies...
I didn't realise it was going to just keep respawning them... it's ok i am good with what I got... just lost.

listening to Blue Mars radio - Music for the Space Traveler, it's playing ambient music space music I guess, kinda cool, it's been growing on me.


wow changed station to sleepbot enviromental broadcast.. had a voice saying sleeeeeep, sleeeeeeeep, sleeeeeeeep

apparently there is a big sleep music following... found another Cryosleep radio..

This is all somewhat exciting to me, as I am a fan of sleep, well dreaming, I love it when I can remember my dream, they are just so abstract it amazes me. Feels so real yet I was inside?



man telling ya this sleep music rules it found them under ambient genre i guess its just more ambient than i am use to? it's almost elevator music


Elevator music if it were a SPACE ELEVATOR!!!!! or atleast some really cool scifi one in a building of the futrah!



posted on Apr, 28 2005 @ 05:35 AM
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posted on Apr, 28 2005 @ 10:34 AM
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Daystar eats babies....
those poor babies



posted on Apr, 28 2005 @ 07:57 PM
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Jala uss ghil telanth Ilythiiri ?

Means

Anyone here speak drow?



posted on Apr, 29 2005 @ 10:40 AM
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What do you do when you realise you are a damn fool ?



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