posted on Aug, 3 2011 @ 01:22 PM
Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his head.
In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white
all over, he called his doctor and told him
what had happened.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction
of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him
to drink it all.
Barack drank the concoction and said,
"That tasted like bull#!"
"It was." the doctor replied,
"You were a quart low."
edit on 3-8-2011 by guohua because: Spelling and links