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Absolutely Hilarious E-Bay Ad...had me in tears...read whole drescription in ad.

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posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 11:29 AM
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Funniest thing I've ever seen on E-bay...had to share it with you folks.

cgi.ebay.com...

Des



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 11:35 AM
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It would be very funny if it weren't for the fact that he is slagging off the mother of his kids.



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 11:37 AM
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lol. At first I was like "where is the funny huh?"

Then I got there and started thanking you for posting this.

Is it weird that I sorta want the wife more then the car? She sounds like a classic.

MM



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 11:39 AM
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The best one:
Car- Rally stripe package in rally sport orange
Wife- Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White



That was awsome!!



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 11:41 AM
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anything is allowed
any speech
so shut up and enjoy if you can



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 11:42 AM
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Originally posted by Cegullah
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It would be very funny if it weren't for the fact that he is slagging off the mother of his kids.


Lighten up. EBay is fairly anonamous. He's just venting by using humor. When his kids are old enough to peruse EBay for a car, he can show them this ad, and hopefully, everyone will laugh, even the X. I would.

Even at the worst, the wife can take this ad to court, in a custody battle, to prove that he slagging her. Everybody wins! Especially me, 'cuz this ad made my day!

Good find OP. Star and flag.





posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 11:43 AM
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This is hilarious, I was almost in tears. Plenty of pictures of the car, but he should have had one for his wife haha.



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 11:45 AM
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Reading this has made my unproductive day a little brighter. Thank you for sharing!!



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 12:18 PM
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Originally posted by Bibliomaniac
Reading this has made my unproductive day a little brighter. Thank you for sharing!!


That's how it affected me too...had to share it...



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 12:42 PM
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I was eating a bowl of cereal, while reading the ad,
and nearly choked on it.I loved it and I hope he is
able to sell that car.



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 12:49 PM
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Originally posted by Mr Mask
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lol. At first I was like "where is the funny huh?"

Then I got there and started thanking you for posting this.

Is it weird that I sorta want the wife more then the car? She sounds like a classic.

MM


Hey...make him an offer...maybe he'll give a two-for-one deal



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 05:21 PM
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I would never buy a car from a man whose judgment is clearly extremely impaired.


He married her.



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 05:36 PM
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lmao good find!



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 05:39 PM
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Originally posted by Tasty Canadian



He married her.


Sometimes lemons don't start running rough until there are quite a number of miles on the chassis...too late then, the three day grace period is ended and the loan papers are signed.

And...they lose value as soon as they drive off the showroom floor and you'll never get out of it what you owe on the bill.



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 05:48 PM
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BAHAHAHAHA

Thanks very much for the laugh Destinyone! Best laugh I had all day


SnF for that


Peace,

-AS-
edit on 15-7-2011 by AeonStorm because: snf



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 06:01 PM
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ROFLMFAO @


Rack and Pinion Steering ----------------- Armpit Rack



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 06:08 PM
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Good stuff OP . You inspired me to put a Craigslist ad up in general chit chat also . Check it out . Stars and flag for you . I needed a good laugh .



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 06:09 PM
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Hilarious, but it really gives me pause to think that maybe she's not as bad as he says. People who do this kind of thing are generally extremely immature in my experience.



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 06:54 PM
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Reminds me of my uncle. He lost his vette collection in a divorce.



posted on Jul, 15 2011 @ 07:45 PM
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Originally posted by buster2010
Reminds me of my uncle. He lost his vette collection in a divorce.


that...is one of the saddest things i've ever read. reminds me of corny old joke:

Q: Know why Divorces are so expensive?

A: Because they're worth it!



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