lets do something we aint never done before

Well that is what I was thinking, until, I came here and saw three word story. Close to what i was thinking but on a slightly more specific level with sentences as the post you make to continue the story.

Let us try to make the most whacked out story we can for the origins of ATS using conspiracy related ideas as our fuel.

I will start,

As the UFOs brought down the dinosaurs to earth from the sky the cavemen watched on in awe.

After depositing the dinosaurs all over the planet, the largest UFO stopped in front of what appeared to be the lead group of cavemen, and a door opened.

Then brought down a meteor and killed all the dinosaurs.

Out of the dust left from the meteor emerged a new species of animal, a reptile-human hybrid.

And then the reptile human hybrids started competing
with the cavemen.And tried to convert the cavemen
into their kind.

The cavemen said no, they made fire and fried their booties with the flames, then they opened walmart and sold PINK TSHIRTS at 5.99 a pop.