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The TSA wants you know that should you express any kind of dissatisfaction at having to be prodded, groped or forced through a radiation firing naked body scanner, you will be treated as suspicious.
Even if you merely frown or display any other negative facial expression at the prospect of having your private areas frisked by a uniformed government employee, you will be considered irregular.
The agency has now deployed dozens of “behavioral indicator officers” at 161 airports across the nation, trained to “SPOT” (Screening Passengers by Observation Technique) dissenters.
So next time you’re fondled by a hairy 400 pond stranger, remember to smile and look pleased. Do not grimace or display any form of discomfort or you may be prevented from flying altogether. You could even be placed on the TSA’s domestic extremist watch list, and rightly so.
Originally posted by azbowhunter
TSA - Terrorists Serving America
This story just about does it for me as the TSA is concerned.
Jesus, I want my rights back!!!!!!!
Originally posted by OldCorp
Next time I fly I'm gonna pop a couple of Viagra and daydream about spending some alone time with Katy Perry as I'm waiting to be groped.
I wonder how they will react to that.
Originally posted by jibeho
I will be traveling in a couple of months so I will have to start practicing my controlled facial expressions now. Just wondering though, What expression should I make when the TSA decides to give me a body cavity search based on my previous expression of having my "junk" groped?
Meet your new TSA body examiner
Originally posted by wildoracle13
Are there any costomers who actually make a convincing pleasant smile, stroll through like they are at the mall...? I mean, it's kinda crazy to claim that everyone who acts "put off" is an extremist. 95 year old granny who has a permanent smirk is an extremist? My terrorizing two year old is a terrorist? Well. Ya. Anyway, my thoughts are that if TSA were to hire only super models both male and female that get to grope us, we wouldn't be complaining so hard would we? I know I wouldn't
Originally posted by OldCorp
Next time I fly I'm gonna pop a couple of Viagra and daydream about spending some alone time with Katy Perry as I'm waiting to be groped.
I wonder how they will react to that.
Originally posted by Aeons
Noted.
Act as if you're REALLY turned on but trying to hide it. A slightly crooked smile. A little knee tremble. Look deeply into their eyes. Raise an eyebrow. Breathe a bit fast and sigh.
Got it.
Originally posted by OldCorp
Next time I fly I'm gonna pop a couple of Viagra and daydream about spending some alone time with Katy Perry as I'm waiting to be groped.
I wonder how they will react to that.