So.... Is anyone missing?

We have a few hours to go before this day ends. I was just wondering if anyone has mysteriously gone missing?

Is anyone missing one or a few of their christian friends?

Has anyone found any reports of people just disappearing?

The only thing im missing is the hangover i was expecting. I guess im no prophet... i can't even predict a hangover...

Anyone else missing anyone?

Yeah the old lady....no wait ,she went to work
haven't seen the cat though.....

Still have 4 hrs 10 minutes to go. Not supposed to happen until 6:00pm EST.

2nd

reply to post by Akragon


DAVE'S not HERE!!!

just saying

reply to post by darrman


Alright so we got one missing.....poor dave.

He's never around when you want him though... so he doesn't count.

At 6 PM EST I will float up to heaven. Goodbye you heretics!

Not yet.. but I still have hope. There are a few Im really hoping will disappear. This could be a win/win for all involved

Originally posted by Drezden
At 6 PM EST I will float up to heaven. Goodbye you heretics!

Can I have your stuff when you float away?

reply to post by Advantage


Dibs on his computer!!

i dont think anyones goin anywhere. and if by some chance they do. i will be surprised. enough to crap my pants on purpose

My youngest, being 10 months should be the first to float away, that being said, Im running to Wally World to by some ropes and weights to tye to my kiddos. 3 hrs and 48 min to go

I was raptured, we just happen to get great wifi up here..

reply to post by Advantage


I already quit my job, dropped my kids off at an orphanage, divorced my wife, and gave away everything I own.

I'm sitting at an internet cafe waiting for the glorious moment!

Any minute now XD.

reply to post by Akragon


Unfortunately not

No, the divorce is still a delightful battleground

Anyone missing ? Go and buy todays carton of milk and look on the back ?

Well, does Bin-Laden count? I think he was raptured. No one seems to know where his body is.

A joke in bad taste... Sorry!

reply to post by Akragon


not a person, but if some of the criminals here vanished, I wouldn't mind one bit. As for the priest at my church, and the people that work at the church, they had an anniversary earlier, and they were all there. But the husband at the anniversary's hair dissaperred if that means anything

Nope... everyone is still here. But I'm pretty sure all the dumb fops that quit their jobs and sold all that they own, are wishing they weren't.

*Waves* posting from the other side!

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Proof!