Post your shopping list for the Apocolypse here!

I thought we could have some fun with this. Your only allowed ten things (however you are allowed multiple items of the same thing, as you can see from my list.) Have fun with it guys
Apocalypse shopping list:
1. Flame thrower
2. 25 boxes of aluminum foil
3. Pogo stick
4. 3 dozen wind up chattering teeth
5. 20 pounds of Lobster tail (Carman Electra's favorite)
6. 15 cases Grey Goose vodka
7. Strobe light
8. Disco Ball
9. 8 Ravioli a la Vodka Pizzas
10. A radio with Blondie's "Rapture" on auto replay

1: 12 pack of Guinness.
2: A bag of herbal medicine.
3: Inflatable doll
4: Puncture repair kit.

That's all I need.

First aid kit
weapon of choice
foods
water treatment
some sort of shelter

celebratory cigar and a crate of larger for when I've survived haha

HEAVY ARMS AND AMMUNITION .... Cause people will kill each other for food...

playboy mansion address
google maps app
cottonwool rolls
2litre bottle of chloroform

reply to post by n00bUK


lol hmmmmm wonder what you have planned

Depends on the scenario...

I mean, there's different things you do if you KNOW you're going to die (like an impending nuclear holocaust, killer asteroid on the way, etc.)..

vs. some other kind of disaster where only the unprepared won't survive.

If the former...I'm just going to enjoy the time left with those I care about, and we'll see the end together.

If the later....similar, except I'm gathering those I care about, and we'll try and stick it out and face whatever is coming.

This thread isnt intended to be serious. Thats why i put it in the joke section. Just some weird or silly stuff you would want to go out and buy. On my list a have a bunch of wind up chattering teeth, in a real apocolypse i would have no need for them lol.

(1) Solar panel
(1) iPod
(As much as I can store in the attic) Toilet paper
(2) Deck of cards
(As much as I can store in the garage, spare bed/bathrooms, under the bed, etc.) Maker's Mark
(1) Hacky Sack
(1 pantry full) Sunflower Seeds (David's Jalapeno Hot Salsa flavor)
(1) fishing line with tackle
(As much as I could download) Terrance McKenna books/speaches
(1) Tempurpedic mattress