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posted on May, 6 2011 @ 02:37 AM
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Hi all, I am interested in what would be the best plans to build a tin foil hat. My conspiracy buddy is having a birthday this weekend and I figured it would be a great gift. He really thinks tin foil hats help the beams that the CIA/NSA/ALIENS/GHOSTS/DOGS/CATS/MONKEYS/GENIES/OSAMA BIN LADEN/ and the hot empathic TROI from star trek beam into his head.

Also, do tin foil hats help with sonic waves at all? Or should we stick to earplugs?

Anyhow, I am looking to spend about 500 bucks in making the best one. Maybe a white noise generator addon would be cool too. What do you all think? I am asking the smartest of the smart to help me make my conspiracies buddys dream come true. THE ULTIMATE TIN FOIL HAT!




posted on May, 6 2011 @ 02:42 AM
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Just make the hat out of gold foil.

It will give the best protection while the system is still up
and will have value after the system crashes.

It's a win win!


David Grouchy



posted on May, 6 2011 @ 02:49 AM
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Oh my G-d that is golden pardon the pun. Do you happen to have plans for the fold, I want to get as tehnical and annoying as possible.

LOL



posted on May, 6 2011 @ 03:06 AM
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Give him a gold plated colander to wear



posted on May, 6 2011 @ 03:08 AM
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WHat is a colander?

You guys love your gold today huh....



posted on May, 6 2011 @ 03:11 AM
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Originally posted by Chesster
WHat is a colander?




It's a bowl with holes in it
for straining the water out of spagetti after cooking it.


David Grouchy



posted on May, 6 2011 @ 03:12 AM
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Thats just great dude! I should get two you just solved a great mystery since college... what else can I use besides a fish net when cooking pasta.



posted on May, 6 2011 @ 03:15 AM
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Let me get this straight. You used a fish net. To strain pasta.



posted on May, 6 2011 @ 03:16 AM
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Originally posted by ToxicAngel
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Let me get this straight. You used a fish net. To strain pasta.


I have a few fish tanks... and had some new nets, used it one day... worked ok... worked real well in fact
COmmon. I am a stoner and figured this out in college.

I assume you never tried pasta before?



posted on May, 6 2011 @ 03:17 AM
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if you feed them they will come.



posted on May, 6 2011 @ 03:19 AM
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By the way twilight zone quote in your signature is awesome.

Anyone want to solve this equation for me? IT does not make sense.

t= c^2+e



posted on May, 6 2011 @ 05:51 AM
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Time equals the speed of light squared plus energy?



posted on May, 6 2011 @ 06:04 AM
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Ya... wow nice. You are good. That is the answer. Go spread it my child.




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