Weird and Wacky ATS Threads!

I've compiled a few threads on ATS that are just a little comical, some of them are serious issues, but nonetheless they hit the funny bone. Some of them may be posted just out of the strange factor and nothing to do with comedy. Some are very stupid, yes.

Aliens

Alien Rape
Description says it all: "Alien's Raping Humans, It sound Awfull but i'm sure they mean that they got Probed lol. Do you think it holds Truth or do you think the mental strain of being abducted by aliens could make you see things that did not happen?"
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More Alien Rape
A post that accounts an unsettling reptilian experience: "It moved up and down on my shaft and then I reached orgasm, the creature then moved off of me and put it's cloths back on.
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The Hulu Aliens
Alec Baldwin might be an alien: "... are they really aliens out to get us, or is Alec Baldwin that bad of an actor that he is actually good at acting like an alien? "
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Alien Baby Found in Dumpster.
Alien baby in dumpster: "Alien baby found in dumpster near military base."


Religion

Transexual Jesus
A news story from '09: "About 300 protesters held a candlelit protest outside a Glasgow theatre over the staging of a play which portrays Jesus as a transsexual."
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Crop Circle Jesus
Is it Jesus, Homer Simpson or Bender from Futurama? You find out: "Kinda odd that 2 of the same would be created. It appears to look like the face of Jesus Christ."
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Jesus is Hitler?
Could Jesus be Hitler?: "*WARNING- this sight contains mild language and STUPID questions!! You don't say...


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Dating History of Jedimiller
He dated Natalie Portman, but if you ask her, she'll deny it: "1999- Ep1 Era. --Height of my Dating experience. Dated Natalie Portman for 3 days, or some might say a week. depends on how long you think spring break lasts. Well, You know the story. "
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Celebrity Clones
Are your favorite celebs really clones?: "This thread is dedicated to highlighting the presence of cloned individuals among Stars and Celebrities throughout the world.
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Weird and Unbelievable Stories
Have Fun: "Warning, that man-eating croc story has some GRUESOME photos..."





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OMG jesus is Hitler....thats gold

Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza.

-Mein Kampf is the sequel to the Bible.

-Both Jesus and Hitler are hypocritical closet homosexuals. Both expressed extreme hatred towards gays, yet have both been caught on tape giving Batman a blowjob.

-Both Jesus and Hitler are fans of the Canadian "sport" curling.

WTF, lmfao!!!!

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How did I miss that one...

You only get a star!

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The link in the OP is down on that one, but it is still around here.

Myth: Prayers have always ended with the standard amen.
Fact: Prayers were originally concluded with a Heil Jesus! Over time and through translations it was shortened to the now known 'amen'.

Zombie Cannibal Squirrel Apocalypse

This is one of mine from a while ago.

I thought it was pretty funny

Originally posted by OzWeatherman
OMG jesus is Hitler....thats gold

Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza.

-Mein Kampf is the sequel to the Bible.

-Both Jesus and Hitler are hypocritical closet homosexuals. Both expressed extreme hatred towards gays, yet have both been caught on tape giving Batman a blowjob.

-Both Jesus and Hitler are fans of the Canadian "sport" curling.

WTF, lmfao!!!!

What the hell??? That'll teach me to be drinking a beer while on ATS!!
Anyway, where's me screen wipes

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I almost forgot...
Sex With Dolphins Thread
Great discussion on interspecies intercourse: "Trust me you want to really read this I promise you! Would you make Love to a Dolphin? "

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Dish Water Jesus
Have you seen Jesus in your dish water?"Water left in the sink for too long. "

Take your pick from in here.

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Trowa

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Time travelling Obama

-sigh-

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May as well add this one in here too.

Alien contactee that can't find any auquatic alien species.

Sperm, The Movie Industry and Jesus

It's time for you to swallow the RED PILL *A thread by Story

Thread has since been closed. Gets more interesting near the last couple pages:

......who thinks this Satan worship is about homosexuality and anal sex. Yes it is but I am a woman and I am made to do this over and over again and the reason is because it equals life. The sperm is absorbed in the bowel and it is this which allows the Draco to give me the vital ingredients which changes me from someone who is aging and slowly dying (like we all are) to someone who no longer does this and someone who makes a special drink that can be shared and given to the elite.