Looks like a largemouth bass to me. Maybe a snakehead was dumped into the Thames.
Perhaps, this Englishman had a night out at the pub and there were lingering effects. Perhaps, it's the lady that started looking good at closing
time.
You know like in a guy woke up the next morning and a lady he met from the club was laying on his arm. He decided she was "Coyote Ugly" and instead
of waking her up he chewed his arm off. Now, that's Coyote Ugly.
[edit on 24-7-2004 by Savoirfaire]