US army capture Smegal!

Yes smegal or Gollum has been aprehended by the US army on their march to Hells Deep (or whereever)



Although heavily disguised, gollum was aprehended whilst talking to himself about ratting on the hobbits.

Other news:
2 Hobbits were shot dead while apparantly evading capture, their bodies were turned over to 6 horsemen in black who turned up soon after. George Bush has been given a ring found on one of the Hobbits.

[Edited on 24-3-2003 by Netchicken]

LOL Chicken, stop with the jokes. Leave the hobbits alone

That one went right over my head!

Guess it would have meant more if I had seen Lord of the Rings...

...ahhhh...but how do you know those tricksee Hobbitsees were really dead...Smeagol knows not to trust those filthy tricksee Hobbitsees...especially not the fat one...always watching with his beady hobbitsee eyes...dirty hobbitsees...KILL THEM!

Saying Bush is Sauron is pretty stupid.

America's actions forever unto today is what keeps the "forces of darkness" at bay.

It is as if all the world said that elves were the evil for killing Morgoth.