posted on Mar, 23 2003 @ 10:32 PM
Yes smegal or Gollum has been aprehended by the US army on their march to Hells Deep (or whereever)
Although heavily disguised, gollum was aprehended whilst talking to himself about ratting on the hobbits.
2 Hobbits were shot dead while apparantly evading capture, their bodies were turned over to 6 horsemen in black who turned up soon after. George Bush
has been given a ring found on one of the Hobbits.
[Edited on 24-3-2003 by Netchicken]