posted on Jul, 22 2004 @ 09:42 AM
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him
that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my butt coming into work today."
[Edited on 22-7-2004 by KillerD]