posted on Mar, 8 2011 @ 12:09 PM
100% hypothetical, but I'll play along.
1. Looks can be deceiving. He may look small, but he is far from weak. That lil buggah is meaner than a hornets nest if you get him fired up, so watch
2. It would be near impossible to travel around, and only show him off during the show, and not be harassed 24/7. People would be wanting to poke at
him to make sure he wasn't just a little man in a costume.(hornets nest-watch out)
3. Actually, if given the choice, and ONLY if he would sign a waiver to guarantee nothing would ever be inserted inside me without my personal written
consent, I would rather go back to his place and let me be the circus freak.