Nude man caught covered in nacho cheese

This story cracked me up what a way to celebrate your birthday. I turn 35 tomorrow so I'll see ya down at the 7-11.

A Maryville man spent his 23rd birthday in custody after police said they found him early Sunday running nude from the John Sevier pool snack bar with a box of stolen snacks.

Authorities said the man had apparently scaled an 8-foot tall fence while naked and covered in nacho cheese and was seen running toward a Jeep in which officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka.




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This is just not right. Everyone know that you drink WINE with cheese, not vodka.

way to celebrate your birthday! rock on!!

Originally posted by KillerD
I turn 35 tomorrow so I'll see ya down at the 7-11.

Happy 35th anniversary of the moon landing. And birthday!

Originally posted by RANT

Originally posted by KillerD
I turn 35 tomorrow so I'll see ya down at the 7-11.

Happy 35th anniversary of the moon landing.

And birthday!

Thanks RANT.

i remember this commercial for mexican food i saw...and it had a song...

"nacho nacho man! i want to be, a nacho man!"

for some reason covering yourself in nacho cheese doesnt seem odd to me.

now if he covered himself in nacho cheese and carried around a bag of nachos and offered people to partake of the cheese...that might be weird. creative though...

Running around naked and covered in nacho cheese?!?!? Dubleya-tee-eff, mate?

Originally posted by KillerD
...was seen running toward a Jeep in which officers found ... an open bottle of vodka.

OH!
Well that explains it.
Who hasn't gone on a vodka bender and found themselves covered in cheesy goodness?

Now I gotta top that for my birthday. *sighs*