Beyonce the Reptilian....Photo Proof here....

reptilian no
corporate Muppet baby captivating the minds of innocence yes.

Originally posted by ANClENT
reptilian or not i would so boink her

Bestiality anyone? Come on! what is this world coming to?
I can understand humanoid but cross species? They have
those masks on for a reason! (If there are reptilians). I'd
have the Geico commercial flashing in my mind.
A female vulcan now we are talking however they only
mate once every seven years.

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I must of have been married to a vulcan then as i got it Once every 7 years

Originally posted by meathed
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I must of have been married to a vulcan then as i got it Once every 7 years

LOL...yeah I understand where you are coming from. I'd have to marry 638.75 Vulcan
women just to get it once a week (I think).

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Dont try to marry that many. Could you imagine the nagging?

Originally posted by meathed
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Dont try to marry that many. Could you imagine the nagging?

Vulcan women are logical, they wouldn't nag. They would just give you the
cold shoulder for the next 6.9999 years.

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thats funny

I KNEW IT!!!


...but really, that is disgusting....I'll notch this one to botox injections and plastic sugery fail.

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lol that has to be a joke.

OMG! Thanks for the laughs guys!
It did not take long for this to turn into sexist comments about females beging "naggers". The testosterone is flowing in this thread........"I would boink her" I rest my case!

Originally posted by curiousladdy
now THIS made me laugh outlound LOL

beyonce, kim kardashian, and various other artists wear lacefront wigs. the wigs are temporarily glued to their hairlines to give the appearance of a completely natural hairstyle

Unfortunately when you apply the glue wrong, it wrinkles and you can see the actual mesh of the wig

just google beyonce bad lacefront & you will see that pic a million times over

this was a good laugh.

You beat me to it, saw these images last year and the media tried to make every assumption bar the fact it might have been a wig.

How sad that the logical thinking went out the window and not a thought out idea like Beyonce (fine fine woman) is a singer and performing artist, she changes many things, clothes make up and hairstyles all to perform in, she can't have a single look, she has to show she can do all looks.

Come on people, desperation to believe is one thing but dropping all notions of sanity is seriously wrong.

I've been a long time lurker on this site and this is my first post so Hello to all! I think for the most part this is a very interesting site but some threads are manic beyond comprehension IMO.

OP, what age are you? I'm sorry if this was indeed intended to be a joke but then surely it should be in a joke thread?

Originally posted by ANClENT
reptilian or not i would so boink her

Was thinking the same, but what if she was and fully shifted back into her natural form in the middle of it? That could be messy.

"Oh, well this is embarrasing..."

"Erm....yeah."

*turns back into Beyonce*

"Do you want to carry on?"

"Hmm......"

Originally posted by MonkeyWrench30
I can understand the botox/plastic surgery argument but someone who is in the public eye that often would definitely have those issues corrected. And Giant Vein? I honestly think if that was the case she would have a way to cover that as well.


Please keep the feedback coming....

Using that theory if she were some 'reptilian ET thing' she would also make sure her face mask issues were corrected Its a wig glue issue as others have said.

Its a wig glue issue as others have said.


Oh.
I was about to ask if she was a human fish hybrid because they do look a bit like gills.

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i said..

Free from botox.

The op thinks Beyonce is a reptilian based on that photo? I think the op does too many drugs, based on his post. This type of post is retarded, and makes ATS look rediculous.

Originally posted by MysticPearl
The op thinks Beyonce is a reptilian based on that photo? I think the op does too many drugs, based on his post. This type of post is retarded, and makes ATS look rediculous.

And yours aluding to what the OP does in his free time is against the T&C big time... and a lot worse than generating a few laughs

I wouldn't be surprised if she was, but reptile or not shes smoking.

Speaking of "reptiles" i have a clip from after the super bowl where during the post game analysis Jimmie Johnson's eye's flips as he getting worked up talking about the game. I actually seen it live in high def. on a beautiful screen, so i searched and found a good enough 720p rip and sure enough it can be seen.

Originally posted by Fuzz420
I wouldn't be surprised if she was, but reptile or not shes smoking.

Speaking of "reptiles" i have a clip from after the super bowl where during the post game analysis Jimmie Johnson's eye's flips as he getting worked up talking about the game. I actually seen it live in high def. on a beautiful screen, so i searched and found a good enough 720p rip and sure enough it can be seen.

Wouldn't mind seeing that.